Untitled Goose Q 5,137 February 7, 2014 Share February 7, 2014 Roar some more. On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadling 348 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 (edited) Wow, I must be very drunk right now... Do you want me to pet you, cute little kitty? Edited February 8, 2014 by Shadling "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"—Friedrich Nietzsche here's the most disturbing / touching sentence I ever read :"You have beautiful eyes" — Scootaloo's last words, The Rainbow Factory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatponies 9 February 16, 2014 Share February 16, 2014 I don't drink beer, so I order a lemonade for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion 414 February 16, 2014 Author Share February 16, 2014 *Slips Cider in lemonade 1 A samurai pyromancer? That's a bit overpowered. "Trust me, there is much more out there that's stronger than me, I'm a soldier, not a god" http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/burning-h-bastion-r5178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 16, 2014 Share February 16, 2014 *attempts to steal wallet and proceeds to pickpocket others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion 414 February 16, 2014 Author Share February 16, 2014 I see that you little theif! *throws you into a table A samurai pyromancer? That's a bit overpowered. "Trust me, there is much more out there that's stronger than me, I'm a soldier, not a god" http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/burning-h-bastion-r5178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 16, 2014 Share February 16, 2014 *Begins to exterminate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion 414 February 16, 2014 Author Share February 16, 2014 *Begins to hack the AI pony. ah ha, I'm in! what shall I do. A samurai pyromancer? That's a bit overpowered. "Trust me, there is much more out there that's stronger than me, I'm a soldier, not a god" http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/burning-h-bastion-r5178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 February 16, 2014 Share February 16, 2014 Stand and Deliver! Your money or your wife! On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 16, 2014 Share February 16, 2014 Buys drink for the Questioner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion 414 February 16, 2014 Author Share February 16, 2014 Ok you can have my wife *gives you nothing I NEVER MARRIED HA HA GOOD DAY GOOD SIR! *leaves the bar. A samurai pyromancer? That's a bit overpowered. "Trust me, there is much more out there that's stronger than me, I'm a soldier, not a god" http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/burning-h-bastion-r5178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 February 16, 2014 Share February 16, 2014 Well, then I shall have to take your life. *shoots* On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion 414 February 16, 2014 Author Share February 16, 2014 *Questioner's phone rings Questioner: Hello? Hyper: I already left the bar an hour ago, you shot a innocent pony! A samurai pyromancer? That's a bit overpowered. "Trust me, there is much more out there that's stronger than me, I'm a soldier, not a god" http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/burning-h-bastion-r5178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 16, 2014 Share February 16, 2014 You can run but you can't hide... FROM A GUN THAT CAN SHOOT THROUGH WALLS! (Phase rifle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion 414 February 17, 2014 Author Share February 17, 2014 Bartender: Gentleponies please. this is a bar, not a shooting gallery. A samurai pyromancer? That's a bit overpowered. "Trust me, there is much more out there that's stronger than me, I'm a soldier, not a god" http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/burning-h-bastion-r5178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 17, 2014 Share February 17, 2014 But it's so hard not to exterminate! Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 February 17, 2014 Share February 17, 2014 How did I get here? On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion 414 February 17, 2014 Author Share February 17, 2014 But it's so hard not to exterminate! Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't. Bartender: here is 3 reasons then, 1. your scaring away my customers 2. your phase rifle has destroyed the walls 3. Celestia comes here for Royal Cider and she is usually in a "banish to the moon" mood when she can't drink in peace. A samurai pyromancer? That's a bit overpowered. "Trust me, there is much more out there that's stronger than me, I'm a soldier, not a god" http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/burning-h-bastion-r5178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 17, 2014 Share February 17, 2014 Sure, sure. I'll be keeping my eye on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 February 17, 2014 Share February 17, 2014 *hides* On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 17, 2014 Share February 17, 2014 I can't wait for the next bar fight! In the mean time though I'm gonna get a drink. Hey, barkeep! Another cider! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demirari 454 February 19, 2014 Share February 19, 2014 Can you even drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 19, 2014 Share February 19, 2014 (edited) In fact, yes, now wadda wan' from meh? Was a leetel pone doin' in a place like *hic* thiz here bars? (32nd cider since last post) Edited February 19, 2014 by AI Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demirari 454 February 19, 2014 Share February 19, 2014 Just in search of glory and good wine and champagne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 February 19, 2014 Share February 19, 2014 (edited) Who are ye doing In this hour for the drumbledores beard?... No sir, it's hi how are ya! Ha ha ha ha! Imma gonna drift right to da mooooooon! *falls asleep on the ceiling* *wakes up and finds that there are no staff members or customers around* *looks around* *raids the specialty drinks section* Edited February 19, 2014 by AI Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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