Shadling

122097 Hello again folk, it sure been a while since I last visited this thread...

I hope it doesn't involve physical or psychological damages... But why would he need us anyway? We are nothing but miserable piles of friendship.

Hey you, do you like EMP? *throws a charge at the robot* That'll teach you to aim at me with these big scary guns.

Do you know what Internet does to your kind? If I were you, I'd rather stay hidden here....

It was neat, I'd give it a 7.5/10. (Was that french lyrics? It's been a long time I've heard french music... Even if it's my first language...) Time for nostalgia to kick in once again!

>>@Mysterypony92 >> >> >> >>@KokuraiNoSenshi

Oh... You seems awfully calm for someone trapped inside a room... I don't like that...

10/10 Best music of all time. Nah, seriously I would give it a 3.5/10.

I'm not a fan of that style of music, but that was okay. 7/10

PRAISE THE SUN!

Nice, a generic meatshielfd- err decoy- ... Fellow pony survivor?

10/10 Would be dead.

Bradkwau-MusteruLord Almost...

*Pulls out a mini-nuke out of backpack* Pfff... Amateur...

3/10

I don't know exactly what it is... But I'm pretty sure that you can make an overdose of it, so I'll feed industrial ammount of the said medicine directly into your blood via multiple intravenous pipes until you die. :3 I'll leave a broken toaster.

Don't you think we should keep it to be more visible if a boat or a plane came across this island?

Item #: SCP-560 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-560 is to be kept on a Foundation archival-quality optical storage medium at least ███ GB in size. This medium should be accessed at least once per month using the stand-alone desktop computer within SCP-560's containment unit. After the computer ceases to function, the medium should be placed in a shock-proof case, specification ███-██-████. Pursuant to Foundation secure-wipe protocols, the blank drive should be discarded through civilian avenues and replaced with a wipe-ready drive from Site-██ Research. Testing on workstations with any network access or removable media other than SCP-560's storage unit is prohibited by Level 4 order. Description: SCP-560 is a single digital lifeform of indeterminate origin. Viewed through a binary or hex editor, SCP-560 appears as a pattern of bits which travels through the data structure of the storage medium it occupies. Analysis of SCP-560's bit structure is ongoing. SCP-560 behaves similarly to certain kinds of malicious software. Before the Foundation's discovery of the lifeform in ████, amateur researchers on the █████████ message boards had discovered a pattern in appearances of the creature's spent data, attributing it to a particularly prolific virus. Rather than administer amnesiacs, Foundation personnel removed SCP-560 and allowed the board to continue their project. The message board recently celebrated the ██th anniversary of investigation into SCP-560. When introduced into a digital habitat, SCP-560 begins processing the contents of the storage medium. It is currently hypothesized that the lifeform metabolizes data in a manner similar to amoeba, engulfing data within itself and excreting corrupted images, text files, executables, videos, and sound files. This corruption proceeds gradually on each individual file, as the lifeform moves from file to file while feeding. SCP-560 shows a preference for files containing sensitive data; Dr. █████ theorizes that encrypted, compressed, or high-density data provides SCP-560 with a large amount of metabolic energy. This preference makes it ideal for use in Foundation secure-wipe protocols. Unlike a computer virus, SCP-560 does not deposit copies of itself in corrupted files. Current speculation is that SCP-560 reproduces through [REDACTED]; however, as there are no extant [REDACTED]. As SCP-560's feeding process proceeds, it consumes data at an exponential rate, its feeding efficiency increasing in tandem with the amount of data consumed. After wiping a storage medium, SCP-560 enters a cryptobiotic state. Given a tiny amount of information, SCP-560 can survive indefinitely. SCP-560 was contained by Foundation personnel during an engineered failure of ███████'s content servers on April ██, ████. The organism entered its cryptobiotic state and was successfully retrieved shortly thereafter. Given the recent [REDACTED], any leak of information pertaining to SCP-560 is punishable by summary termination. TL;DR: It seems to be a data-eating digital lifeform, too bad there's not computer in Equestria. (Or at least, I don't remember any apparance...)

I can be your old man anytime... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Clears throat* Joke aside, could you go look for some wood, it's always useful to have a fire.

*Throws carton boxes of ultra balls* You are not worthy of my masterball...

Louka, y do u do tis? (This face remind me of the Dolan type memes for some reason)

II

Keylisem4 Close enough...

A Canon digital camera... At least, I can capture some memories, assuming I get out of there alive...