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Hello, as you all know, we organize raids here regularly, of course, and we shall continue that tradition.

 

Today we will be discussing our raid on the homes of people named Oliver who are between 45-95 years old. We will do this to convert them to our ways of thinking with our highly advanced mind-control. BNAV (Brony Navy Assault Vessel) will close in along the shores.

 

Our paratroopers are crossing the Atlantic as we speak. We will launch our reserve troops if necessary to counter-attack the enemy.

 

Here are our team divisions:

 

Orange Team-Orange team will be responsible for spray-painting the lives of the people named Oliver. They are our offensive group. This team is lead by Mayor McCheese.

 

Orange Team has about 50,000,000 troops.

 

Purple Team-Purple team will be responsible for scouting the area and ensuring there are no pizzas, which are highly toxic to bronies. Purple team is lead by Charles the Dolphin.

 

Purple Team has about 120,000 troops.

 

White Team-White team is the group that will embezzle funds to purchase millions of dollars worth of merch for no particular reason. White team is lead by a Chimpanzee in a pirate costume.

 

White Team has about 3,000,000 troops.

 

Pink Team- Pink Team will be in charge of bringing the snacks, because it's a long drive.

 

Pink Team has 3 troops.

 

If this raid is succesful, we can finally spread our message across the globe. After we do that, we can spread Bronydom across the cosmos. Join me my brothers.

 

I believe we can achieve victory.

 

This raid will be launched on January 41st, 2014, at 13:00 PM EST.

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Hello, as you all know, we organize raids here regularly, of course, and we shall continue that tradition.

 

Today we will be discussing our raid on the homes of people named Oliver who are between 45-95 years old. We will do this to convert them to our ways of thinking with our highly advanced mind-control. BNAV (Brony Navy Assault Vessel) will close in along the shores.

 

Our paratroopers are crossing the Atlantic as we speak. We will launch our reserve troops if necessary to counter-attack the enemy.

 

Here are our team divisions:

 

Orange Team-Orange team will be responsible for spray-painting the lives of the people named Oliver. They are our offensive group. This team is lead by Mayor McCheese

 

Purple Team-Purple team will be responsible for scouting the area and ensuring there are no pizzas, which are highly toxic to bronies. Purple team is lead by Charles the Dolphin.

 

White Team-White team is the group that will embezzle funds to purchase millions of dollars worth of merch for no particular reason. White team is lead by a Chimpanzee in a pirate costume.

 

Pink Team- Pink Team will be in charge of bringing the snacks, because it's a long drive.

 

If this raid is succesful, we can finally spread our message across the globe. After we do that, we can spread Bronydom across the cosmos. Join me my brothers.

 

This raid will be launched on January 41st, 2014, at 13:00 PM EST.

Sounds legit,


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I am busy on 41st January. Can we move this raid on 40,5 January? 


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I'm in it to win it, man!

(Can I be on the pink team? I wanna bring snacks :P )


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Sounds like a good idea to me.

 

 

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Yes. This will be one of our most successful raids, along with the hundreds of thousands of others, including where we took over FOX News, CNN, CN, and Sprout Kids channel. Let Operation Pizza-y Pie commence.

 

Prepare for it, Oliver. You know who you are.

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Excellent. The world shall be ours in a matter of...time! But...FIFTY million troops!?? How did we ever get so many..oh yeah I forgot lol. THE POOL OF PINKIE PIES (or whatever you call it).

 

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