Harmonic Revelations 8,835 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 (edited) Hello, as you all know, we organize raids here regularly, of course, and we shall continue that tradition. Today we will be discussing our raid on the homes of people named Oliver who are between 45-95 years old. We will do this to convert them to our ways of thinking with our highly advanced mind-control. BNAV (Brony Navy Assault Vessel) will close in along the shores. Our paratroopers are crossing the Atlantic as we speak. We will launch our reserve troops if necessary to counter-attack the enemy. Here are our team divisions: Orange Team-Orange team will be responsible for spray-painting the lives of the people named Oliver. They are our offensive group. This team is lead by Mayor McCheese. Orange Team has about 50,000,000 troops. Purple Team-Purple team will be responsible for scouting the area and ensuring there are no pizzas, which are highly toxic to bronies. Purple team is lead by Charles the Dolphin. Purple Team has about 120,000 troops. White Team-White team is the group that will embezzle funds to purchase millions of dollars worth of merch for no particular reason. White team is lead by a Chimpanzee in a pirate costume. White Team has about 3,000,000 troops. Pink Team- Pink Team will be in charge of bringing the snacks, because it's a long drive. Pink Team has 3 troops. If this raid is succesful, we can finally spread our message across the globe. After we do that, we can spread Bronydom across the cosmos. Join me my brothers. I believe we can achieve victory. This raid will be launched on January 41st, 2014, at 13:00 PM EST. Edited January 24, 2014 by Harmonic Revelations 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek0zoid 1,468 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 Hello, as you all know, we organize raids here regularly, of course, and we shall continue that tradition. Today we will be discussing our raid on the homes of people named Oliver who are between 45-95 years old. We will do this to convert them to our ways of thinking with our highly advanced mind-control. BNAV (Brony Navy Assault Vessel) will close in along the shores. Our paratroopers are crossing the Atlantic as we speak. We will launch our reserve troops if necessary to counter-attack the enemy. Here are our team divisions: Orange Team-Orange team will be responsible for spray-painting the lives of the people named Oliver. They are our offensive group. This team is lead by Mayor McCheese Purple Team-Purple team will be responsible for scouting the area and ensuring there are no pizzas, which are highly toxic to bronies. Purple team is lead by Charles the Dolphin. White Team-White team is the group that will embezzle funds to purchase millions of dollars worth of merch for no particular reason. White team is lead by a Chimpanzee in a pirate costume. Pink Team- Pink Team will be in charge of bringing the snacks, because it's a long drive. If this raid is succesful, we can finally spread our message across the globe. After we do that, we can spread Bronydom across the cosmos. Join me my brothers. This raid will be launched on January 41st, 2014, at 13:00 PM EST. Sounds legit, Signature made by: Rainbow Skywalker My little YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/GeekySteven (Game (Mostly) and Pony Reviews) (Yes, I'm actually active) My Johari Window thingymabob :http://kevan.org/johari?name=StevenEarthPony ASK ME A QUESTION OR TWO!:http://mlpforums.com/topic/85648-ask-steven-anything-you-want-he-loves-answering-your-questions/#entry2228380 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Sir Hugsalot 9,336 January 24, 2014 Administrator Share January 24, 2014 I am busy on 41st January. Can we move this raid on 40,5 January? As one person I cannot change the world, but I can change the world of one person. Art, profile picture and signature by one and only Silky <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 I'm with you all the way, Harmy! Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpop198 696 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 Yes, the pony powers will take over the world. I join in the cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek0zoid 1,468 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 I'm in it to win it, man! (Can I be on the pink team? I wanna bring snacks ) Signature made by: Rainbow Skywalker My little YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/GeekySteven (Game (Mostly) and Pony Reviews) (Yes, I'm actually active) My Johari Window thingymabob :http://kevan.org/johari?name=StevenEarthPony ASK ME A QUESTION OR TWO!:http://mlpforums.com/topic/85648-ask-steven-anything-you-want-he-loves-answering-your-questions/#entry2228380 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 bonus points if the Oliver you're invading upon is Oliver Klosoff MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockymoo 2,137 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5WDGrhoWec 2 On 10/13/2013 at 6:59 PM, little gamie said: I'm fresh in school Hey, you. You should fill out my Johari Window if you're bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 Sounds like a good idea to me. Ninja squad in position, awaiting orders. On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarts 1,622 January 25, 2014 Share January 25, 2014 I'm down for Pink team. I better get to wear a skirt though, that's my only request. :okiedokielokie: IF is best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopplar 16 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 (edited) Yes. This will be one of our most successful raids, along with the hundreds of thousands of others, including where we took over FOX News, CNN, CN, and Sprout Kids channel. Let Operation Pizza-y Pie commence. Prepare for it, Oliver. You know who you are. Edited January 26, 2014 by Hopplar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,260 February 1, 2014 Share February 1, 2014 Excellent. The world shall be ours in a matter of...time! But...FIFTY million troops!?? How did we ever get so many..oh yeah I forgot lol. THE POOL OF PINKIE PIES (or whatever you call it). 1 Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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