Funny, creative slogans to advertise

[Treble Bolt 1,122]

Okay, I don't know where to post this, so here it be.   

 

I work at a meat locker/grocery store in a tiny town. We have one of those lighted signs where you can put plastic letters and change up what you want to advertise. Anyways, I am in charge of it. 

Now, I want to be more creative with what catches people's eyes besides the latest sale (and being a small store, we don't have much for sales anyways).  I want to make catchy, funny, sayings that are related to the meat market part of our store, because that's where we make our money (the grocery store is just a supplemental inconvenience for the most part).

 

Now this past deer season, I had:

"Got Orange?

Get Deer, Bring Here

Leave the rest to us!"

 

with valentine's coming up, I was thinking of:

"get a nice piece of meat for your sweetheart"

 

but it's a bit...much...i don't know, the older people may not take it so well, but I can see a lot of younger customers thinking it to be very funny.

What's your opinion ?  If you think it's too much, what would you suggest?

 

[Scootalove 10,689]

It is a bit much, maybe there is another slogan you could use.

 

I suggest using something like this:

 

''Love comes in many sizes, but buying them something special can make the two of you very happy.''

 

That's all that I have.