Random Silly Pony Lyrics! What's Yours?

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

So I listen to fun songs now and then, I love them so much that I change up the lyrics, or basically, I ponyfi them. So for instance:

 

I'm A Barbie Girl = I'm a Pony Mare

 

Lyrics: I'm a Pony Mare

 

Hiya Blissy!

 

Hi Polly!

 

Wanna go for a run?

 

Sure thing!

 

Let's go!

 

I'm the Blissy Mare, at the Pony Fair!

Life with hoofies! It's so goofy!

I can brush my hair! Not wear clothes everywhere!

Friendship and fashion! Life is our creation!

 

Come on Blissy let's go running!

 

I'm the Blissy Mare, at the Pony Fair!

Life with hoofies! It's so goofy!

I can brush my hair! Not wear clothes everywhere!

Friendship and fashion! Life is your creation!

 

I'm a black maned hair mare, at the Crystal Heart Fair!

Chase me down, joke around! I'm a filly!

 

You're my mare! So sweet dear!

Feel the glamor in tails!

Nuzzle here, squee with me here, hotty pony!

 

You can trot! You can run! If you say, I'm always yours! Ohhh!

 

I'm the Blissy Mare, at the Pony Fair!

Life with hoofies! It's so goofy!

I can brush my hair! Not wear clothes everywhere!

Friendship and fashion! Life is your creation!

 

(2X)

Come on Blissy let's go running!

Ha ha ha ya!

Come on Blissy let's go running!

Woooo! Woooo!

 

Make me sigh, make me fly, use your magic  please!

I can act like Discord, or can rock it like Twilight!

 

Teleport in! Be my friend! Let us do it again!

Hit Ponyville, do a drill! Let's go party!

 

(2X)

You can trot! You can run! If you say, I'm always yours! Ohhh!

 

(2X)

Come on Blissy let's go running!

Ha ha ha ya!

Come on Blissy let's go running!

Woooo! Woooo!

 

(2X)

I'm the Blissy Mare, at the Pony Fair!

Life with hoofies! It's so goofy!

I can brush my hair! Not wear clothes everywhere!

Friendship and fashion! Life is your creation!

 

(2X)

Come on Blissy let's go running!

Ha ha ha ya!

Come on Blissy let's go running!

Woooo! Woooo!

 

Oh this is SO MUCH FUN!

 

Well Blissy, we're just getting started!

 

Oh your the best Polly!

 

--Original Song--

Edited February 3, 2014 by Lightning Bliss

[Scootalove 10,689]

I decided to make a song of my own based on Grand Theft Auto IV.

 

Hey Cousin, You want to go bowling?

 

 

I always try to fix your problems

Instead you cause some more

I'm trying to make a living

But you spend my money at the store

 

Bowling is your obsession

Family comes first to me

Too busy with the missions

What's with you and bowling

 

Applejack could be my cousin

The family tree is right

Even if the family is disfunctional

I will not put up a fight

Let's go bowling cousin!

 

Sorry if it doesn't rhyme.

[Solid 1,327]

It's not really "silly", in fact, sort of serious.

 

Here's the "pony version"

 

 

Sins of the Haters

 

Fear, feeds their blackened hearts

Their thirst, must be quenched, through hypocrisy

Cleansing flames, is their only claim to remain

Denounce, a child's dreams with

 

Words that kill, would they speak them to me

With their breath so still, it makes me believe

 

Their sins never die, can't wash this blood off their hands

Let the world feel the storm, it's just means to an end

As the Friendship lies, under the Haters' sins,

beyond the truth, let me suffer now

 

In my heart I just know that there's no way to light up the dark, in their eyes.

 

 

 

Original version

http://youtu.be/hIATS8b0MWA

 

The game trailer where it is from (red band so be careful)

 

 

Found it appropriate to be the main theme of my fanfic (mgs crossover anyway).

Now I just need to get Donna Burke to sing the vocals for me. XD

Edited February 3, 2014 by Solid Scorpion

[Dr. Pie 9]

I ponified Angel With a Shotgun by THE CAB
 

Get out your spoons, battles at noon.

You got the heart of a pony?

You hear a song, must sing along.

Look at my voice as it withers.
 

They say before you show them all,

you better know what you're standing for.

Well baby they are all that I adore,

if love is what you need, a pony I will be.
 

I'm a pony that will love you,

Snuggle buddy me too.

I will give you my pinkie swear.

We'll always be by your side

I swear it under Celestia's rule.

. . . And I, want to love not just eat pie.

 

Sometimes it's tough, to give enough,

don't mean I'll ever leave you.

. . . some people suck, but ponies love.

Yea, they say I'm just a filly.

 

They say before you show them all,

you better know what you're standing for.

Well baby, they are all that I adore.

If love is what you need, a pony I will be.

 

 

I'm a pony that will love you,

Snuggle buddy me too.

I will give you my pinkie swear.

We'll always be by your side.

I swear it under Celestia's rule.

. . . And I, want to love not just eat pie.

 

ooooohhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhh whoa whoa oooh whoa

 

I'm a pony that will love you

Snuggle buddy me too

I will give you my Pinkie swear.

We'll always be by your side.

I swear under Celestia's rule.

(I'm a pony that will love you)

. . . and I want to love not just eat pie

(love, not just eat pie)

 

. . . and I'm gonna show, show, show my pride tonight.

 

They say before you show them all,

you better know what you're standing for.

Well baby, they are all that I adore.

If love is what you need, a pony I will be.

((end))

I guess it's not that awesome as I thought it was :I lol

[hawkflame 3,310]

Concidentally, I actually did a video about this this weekend:

 

It's called "Quite a Brony" a la Weird Al's "White and Nerdy", which itself was a parody of Chamillionaire's "Ridin'":

 

[Twilight-Sparkle-Fan 0]

well here is a song: do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again? do you ever feel ,feel so paper thin like ponies going away from you right now.do u ever feel already buried deep 6 feet under screams but no pony seems to hear a thing.do you know that there's still a chance for you 'cause theres a spark in you.you just gotta ingnite the sky and let it shine just own the night like the ponies and you Cause baby youre a Pegusus come on show them what youre worth make them go oh oh oh as you fly across the sky sky sky

Edited February 4, 2014 by Cheese Sandwich

[Denim&Venöm 19,586]

You want ponified lyrics? I'll give you the heaviest ponified lyrics here. 

 

 

 

As was promised you

Love and tolerance upon them

This creation out of control
They've come back to life
Their adoration is unrelenting
The season premiere will ease their pain

They probably will take us
Thier numbers are too strong
They'll never see the light of day
Waved of the Brony storm
Draining hate from their path
Spreading artwork and fanfiction

When in the darkness, the yays are all we hear
The sunshine rises, they never disappear
When they come, the magic possession
Sweeps through us all and we fall
When we rise, a pony creation
Enslaving the trolls as their pawns

They've built themselves an army
Kind, resourceful, and passionate
Crushing all opposition
And those preaching resistance

Roaming armies of kindness
The fun sweeps across the land
Created by the hand of Faust
Haters ripped to shreds
The feels makes us proud
Among the Pony fans

When in the darkness, the songs are all we hear
The sunshine rises, they never disappear
When they come, the friendships possession
Sweeps through us all and we fall
When we rise, a Ponylicious creation
Enslaving the world as their pawns

 

Edited February 5, 2014 by Denim&Venom

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

 

My Lyrics

 

The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a feather...or a horn
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I’m an alicorn.

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t stop it within, heaven knows I tried

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good mare you always have to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well, now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back the loads
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the hooves

I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the magic rage on,
My horn never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can’t get to me at all

It’s time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I’m free

Let it go, let it go
I am one with dragon and gryphon
Let it go, let it go
I'll never fear the mention!

Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let my magic rage on

My power flurries through the air into my soul
My spirit is spiraling in thrill and freedom flow!
And one thought of peace fires in blast
I’m never going back,
The past is in the past

Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect mare is gone

Here I stand
In the rainbow day
Let the mgic rage on,
My horn never bothered me anyway

Edited March 10, 2014 by Lightning Bliss