open The Ultra No Holds Barred Mega Super Random RP (We fight moon vaders with pizza)

[GameytheGeemer 147]

Chain Mail was standing in front of a small group of temporary soldiers.

 

"What is it that we are doing here" He yelled at them. "We have embarked on the stupidest, and most suicidal mission ever. We are going to take down the ultimate dark lord of evil, with these." He said, pulling out a buzz saw made out of an amazing thick crust, hand tossed pizza.

 

"SO, LET US KILL SOME MOON VADER"

[OG Blaze 269]

Blaze pulled out his pizza axe, "I don't know why you be hatin on these awesome pizza weapons! We came here for a reason! And that's to kill Darth Vader, and honestly I ain't even mad" Blaze put his sword back in its pizza box sheathe" Blaze saw the troops, he was going to get a little taste of pizza slaughter.

[GameytheGeemer 147]

@,

 

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WE ARE USING FRESH PIZZA AGAINST A DEMIGOD IN SPACE, WHAT PART OF THIS PLAN SEEMS SANE AND LOGICAL.

 

"JUST FOR MEASURE, I'M SETTING UP A BUNCH OF TNT ON THE MOON FOR AN EPIC MOONSPLOSION" He yelled at Blaze before Teleporting everypony TO THE MOON! 

[Totally Ducklett 181]

(If I could put my OC link in here, I would, but I can't!)

 

"Whoa!" Midnight said. "I've never been on the moon before!"

 

Midnight turned to Chain. "Isn't it obvious why we have pizza weapons? So we don't get hungry, of course!" Midnight said as he ate his pizza knife. "Now, where's dat moonsplosion?!"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

While Riley munched on his pizza grenade, he left Cassidy and Anala wondered what in Celestia's mane was going on, and how they had suddenly got therefore.

 

"Should we leave?" asked Anala.

 

"Nah, let's see where this goes," replied Cassidy.

 

"LEMON WINDOW!" yelled Riley, then began dancing with a fish.

[GameytheGeemer 147]

"FAIR ENOUGH ANNALYSIS" Chain Mail yelled as he pulled out a Psycho Buzz-Axe with the buzz saw replaced with a Pizza. "Now, LIGHT THE FUSE BITCHES" He yelled as he threw it at Vader, the stick of dynamite tied to the shaft like before. "Now, let's see how a Demigod handles this crap." He added.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

It was at that moment that Thomas The Tank Engine arrived, and he was carrying Elsa. The three humans-turned-ponies that are my OCs jumped on to Thomas and he puffed up to Vader. "Try to let this go, Mr. Vader!" said Elsa and used her badass ice powers on Vader.

[GameytheGeemer 147]

And then a massive statue of morgan freeman that shoots 100 jiggawats of power out of his mouth fell from the ground and crushed Thomas the Tank Engine.

 

"Is it just me or does this in no way resemble logic" He said as the statue self destructed into a statue of Alec Baldwin.

 

"And now, back to Vader." He said as Elsa's ice turned into Pizza for no reason.

 

The Pizza buzz axe exploded, causing vader to slice up all of the pizza. It landed at a random 8 year old's birthday party for what ever reason. All of the kids went wild and started running around like kids do.

[OG Blaze 269]

Vader stood there, not really doing anything, first he was drinking some tea with the tea trickling down his helmet, then he was petting a cat, and after that he was playing Xbox 360. Everyone stood there and looked at him as he did multiple things that didn't make any sense at all. He saw the TNT and and threw it back where it came from then he put both his middle fingers up.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley somehow picked up Thomas (don't ask how a pony was able to hold a locomotive) and said to Anala, "Cassidy and I will look after Thomas. You can beat up Vader!" And then the the two stallions left. "See you later, sweet mare!" called Riley. Taken aback by what Riley had just said, Anala shrugged it off and went over to Vader. She took the hat Vader was wearing, and taunted him with it.

[OG Blaze 269]

Vader pulled out another helmet from his pocket and put it on, he then did the worm all the while his storm troopers were rocking there heads back and forth. Vader stopped and then he snapped his fingers and there was a pop tart in his hands. He sat down on a throne he just made and began munching on his pop tarts, the troopers are still rocking there heads.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley and Cassidy returned. "Don't ask why we're back so fast," said Cassidy bluntly. He tried to fire a magic beam from his horn. but it failed. "What the... aren't unicorns supposed to shoot lasers?" he said.

 

"Well, we were humans before we ponies," pointed out Riley.

 

"Oh yeah, that's right," replied Cassidy. "Wait, someone remind me why we're fighting Vader?