private 1x1 Strangers in the night.

[dragon4111 914]

Critical slowly lowered himself under the table. Knowing full well what was about to go down and he didn't want any part of it. 'Oh cripes, this guy is insane. But he's got cohunes, I'll give him that much." Critical waited for the inevitable fighting to commence. It should be about any minute now.

Draco laughed as the stallion glared at the Pegasus.  "Come on big boy do something about it," Draco said as he smiled with a grin on his muzzle. The stallion with the angry stallion just sighed. He knew Draco and this is what he wanted. Draco was an irish pony through and through. The stallion's mare came over and handed Draco her number. Draco gave a whistled as she sauntered off.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critic watched the mare walk off, swaying that heart shaped pillow of her. Giving Kyo a show. He could here a stallion whistle at her. It could have been Draco. Then again, she was so gorgeous you could have told him a mare did it and he wouldn't really doubt it.

[dragon4111 914]

Critic watched the mare walk off, swaying that heart shaped pillow of her. Giving Kyo a show. He could here a stallion whistle at her. It could have been Draco. Then again, she was so gorgeous you could have told him a mare did it and he wouldn't really doubt it.

Draco pocketed the mare's number. "The spoils go to the bold Critical remember that laddie," Draco said as he ducked under the table letting the stallion slide across the table. "And Critical I want you to hide," Draco said as he and his friends gave a rebel yell as they started a bar brawl. The bartender just rolled his eyes as he pulled Critical under the bar counter.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critical was pulled under the bar by the bar tender. "Don't worry, brother. This bar has seen fights before and took extra care in reinforcing this place. Not so much the tables but mostly this old girl." he motioned to the what they were hiding under. "ol' Celestia herdelf couldn't bring this down if she wanted to."

[dragon4111 914]

Critical was pulled under the bar by the bar tender. "Don't worry, brother. This bar has seen fights before and took extra care in reinforcing this place. Not so much the tables but mostly this old girl." he motioned to the what they were hiding under. "ol' Celestia herdelf couldn't bring this down if she wanted to."

Draco came sliding cross the counter. "Challenge accepted," Draco said as he landed infront of the two ponies. He smiled "Hey Bill," Draco waved at the bartender. Then got pulled back into the fight "Bye Bill," Draco said as he gave a whoop. He began to fight dirty as he cracked a stallion's head with a beer bottle.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critical and the bar tender had no idea what he meant by that, but they ducked under the counter as the fighting rose in intensity. Hearing various obscenities and cries of pain echo through the bar itself. The bar tender motioned Critical to follow, leading him to a back door and away from the rucus.

[dragon4111 914]

Critical and the bar tender had no idea what he meant by that, but they ducked under the counter as the fighting rose in intensity. Hearing various obscenities and cries of pain echo through the bar itself. The bar tender motioned Critical to follow, leading him to a back door and away from the ruckus.

Draco smiled as the fighting calmed down. He and his friends had successfully put a crack in the table thanks to the repeated pounding on it. "Woo boy that was fun. "Hey Bill Critical it's safe to come back in. plus those gang members you told me about Bill are gone," Draco said with a smile.

[Mr. Critical 434]

The bar tender looked back through the door, followed by Critical. "Huh, I guess they are. Thank's Draco. The stallion was bringing bad business. You're welcome for free drinks today, but after that, you have to pay. Knowing you and you're friends youll probably put me in a hole if its for life." Critical rejoined the others.

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The bar tender looked back through the door, followed by Critical. "Huh, I guess they are. Thank's Draco. The stallion was bringing bad business. You're welcome for free drinks today, but after that, you have to pay. Knowing you and you're friends youll probably put me in a hole if its for life." Critical rejoined the others.

Draco pulled out a bag of bits. "Here my friend," Draco said as he slid it to the stallion. "Keep the tip my friend you need it. I've been paying my tabs sheesh," Draco said as he held an ice pack on his eye. "Yeah Critical this is what I usually do to help Bill's buisness I get rid of the trash by being trash,"

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critical raised an eyebrow. 'He gets paid to start bar fights? Interesting occupation. Then again, I get paid to watch movies. So its not that far fetched.' He thought to himself. He gave Draco a shrug as he sat down. The place looked totaled. As if Twilight came through absolutely furious and took her frustrations out on the furniture.

[dragon4111 914]

Critical raised an eyebrow. 'He gets paid to start bar fights? Interesting occupation. Then again, I get paid to watch movies. So its not that far fetched.' He thought to himself. He gave Draco a shrug as he sat down. The place looked totaled. As if Twilight came through absolutely furious and took her frustrations out on the furniture.

"I don't get paid to do this," Draco said as he looked at Bill. "I help my friends and they help me. Simple isn't it," Draco said as he took a drink of fire whiskey. "Oh gotta love the burn of Fire Whiskey," he said as a get of flames came out of his mouth." Heh you actually did it Bill. You actually made the fire whiskey that makes you breath fire,"

Edited March 10, 2014 by dragon4111

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critical looked to the effects of the fire whisky, fascinated by it. Bill came up to Draco. "Of course. What, ya think I wasted all those years with my hoof up my flank? It took me years but what you are drinkin' is literal fire whisky and I'm the only place ta sell the stuff. I'm gonna make a fortune. Then I will only need ya to trash the place for when I want to remodel. Or an insurance scam." The bar tender let out a chuckle. "But I'm glad you boys like it."

[dragon4111 914]

Critical looked to the effects of the fire whisky, fascinated by it. Bill came up to Draco. "Of course. What, ya think I wasted all those years with my hoof up my flank? It took me years but what you are drinkin' is literal fire whisky and I'm the only place ta sell the stuff. I'm gonna make a fortune. Then I will only need ya to trash the place for when I want to remodel. Or an insurance scam." The bar tender let out a chuckle. "But I'm glad you boys like it."

"Just tell us when," Draco said as he saw thaty his eye looked better. "Ah gotta love comedy no?" Draco said as he looked at Critical. "Anyhow I think it's time for us to go Bill. I have to deal with afew things but I'll come back and help you out with afew things," Draco said as he drank the whiskey.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critical gave a nod in agreement. The four got out of their seats and made to the door. Critical waved goodbye. "Take care ya here me. Don't want to find your obituaries in the paper in the morning." Critical looked to the three, waiting for their next activity. He gave a look to Draco as if saying 'Now what?'

[dragon4111 914]

Critical gave a nod in agreement. The four got out of their seats and made to the door. Critical waved goodbye. "Take care ya here me. Don't want to find your obituaries in the paper in the morning." Critical looked to the three, waiting for their next activity. He gave a look to Draco as if saying 'Now what?'

"Hmm I think the fight lasted 5 hours so now," Draco smiled. "We go and do some late night pranking," Draco said with a smile on his muzzle. "Hmm I think Twilight is a good target for a prank don't you think s fellows?" Draco asked his friends with a smile on his muzzle.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critical's eyes grew wide. They were going to prank his best friend. He would not have that. He began to think of a way to distract them, at the very least, get them to prank somepony else. He began to ponder. 'Who else could they prank?' He thought. Then it his him. He waved his arms, signaling them and drew three balloons in the dirt.

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Draco chuckled slightly and said "Trying to distract us from your marefriend?" Draco asked as he smiled mischiviously. "You are the one who will prank her Critical," Draco said simply.  "But Pinkie Pie eh? Too ambitious we'll wait for that for last," Draco said.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critical grew red at his remark. If he wanted a pranking escapade, then he shall get it. 'I only hope this doesn't get out of hoof.' He thought. Critical brushed the crude away as he left with the others on their pranking. They began to walk, Critical right behind them, thinking of what dastardly things they would plan for him.

[dragon4111 914]

Critical grew red at his remark. If he wanted a pranking escapade, then he shall get it. 'I only hope this doesn't get out of hoof.' He thought. Critical brushed the crude away as he left with the others on their pranking. They began to walk, Critical right behind them, thinking of what dastardly things they would plan for him.

Draco began to hum slightly. He looked at the carousel Boutique  He smiled and said "You guys go to the Library," Draco said as he took flight up to the second window. He smiled slightly as he tapped on the window to wake Rarity from her slumber. He hovered there for afew minutes.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Critical gave a nod and walked off with the others. Rarity was sleeping soundly in her room. A blind fold on her eyes. There was a tapping at her window, getting her to stir in her sleep. There was more tapping, bringing her out of her sleep. "Oh, who in the name of- Draco?" She saw him hovering in the window. She went over to let him in. "well, well. Visiting a mare at this time at night to visit little me. I'm flattered. Come in, please."

[dragon4111 914]

Critical gave a nod and walked off with the others. Rarity was sleeping soundly in her room. A blind fold on her eyes. There was a tapping at her window, getting her to stir in her sleep. There was more tapping, bringing her out of her sleep. "Oh, who in the name of- Draco?" She saw him hovering in the window. She went over to let him in. "well, well. Visiting a mare at this time at night to visit little me. I'm flattered. Come in, please."

"Well your even more beautiful at night," Draco said gently into her ear. "Care to go flying with me?" Draco asked as he looked at the beautiful mare. He caressed her cheek gently as he hovered there. "I can carry you my dear Rarity. For tonight This lowly stallion shall beseech a goddess to accompany him," Draco winked at her.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Rarity turned red at his compliment. She gave a smile and began her acting voice. "Alas, Draco. I would want nothing more than to join you, but I must sleep. For tomorrow is an important day for me. But if this goddess could have a stallion such as you to guard her in her slumber, then she would be in your debt." She drew closer to Draco.

[dragon4111 914]

Rarity turned red at his compliment. She gave a smile and began her acting voice. "Alas, Draco. I would want nothing more than to join you, but I must sleep. For tomorrow is an important day for me. But if this goddess could have a stallion such as you to guard her in her slumber, then she would be in your debt." She drew closer to Draco.

Draco kissed her hoof gently. "Ah but surely you can find another to guard you while you slumber for this stallion is a Puckish Rogue who'll plunder your innocence given the chance," Draco said gently as he kissed her gently. He landed in her room as he tossed out the mare from the bar's number out the window.

[Mr. Critical 434]

Her face grew redder and bit her lip in as her thoughts became naughty. "W-Well. I must say that if I would have a guard, I would be glad to have such a devil to over watch me." She drew closer to him. "And if he were to ask... I-I would... maybe, give myself to him. If he... honestly and truly... loved me." Rarity looked to Draco, a nervous smile on her face. She would not deny her feelings for him, so many suitors had come for her. All of which did not love her, but for her status. Draco seemed different to her.

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Her face grew redder and bit her lip in as her thoughts became naughty. "W-Well. I must say that if I would have a guard, I would be glad to have such a devil to over watch me." She drew closer to him. "And if he were to ask... I-I would... maybe, give myself to him. If he... honestly and truly... loved me." Rarity looked to Draco, a nervous smile on her face. She would not deny her feelings for him, so many suitors had come for her. All of which did not love her, but for her status. Draco seemed different to her.

Draco chuckled and said "You trust this Puckish rogue not to have his wicked way with you?" Draco asked at the end as he slowly came up to her his chest against hers. He was nibbling on her ears gently. He pulled  her as close as she would allow him too. He kissed her deeply.