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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


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52. Find an employee and talk to them in a foreign language, one they probably don't know.  And only talk to them, following them around and just asking them questions they can't understand.

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AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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56: Halloween: Go in the costume alley, put on a kid costume (obviously too small for you), and run everywhere.

 

57: Go in the pink alley, grab a bunch of toys and run in the store throwing toys at people.

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Randomly replace objects in people's shopping carts.

Iv actually done that before xD

 

OT:

Wait till black friday>

Go to the toy section>

Find little toy banjo>

Get in the line for half off 50inch flat screens >

Play it and sing internet songs till somebody is tempted to hit you.

 

^ this is something that has actually happened. xD

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62. Find an employee and ask them if they sell a product you know they do sell, such as "Excuse me, but do you sell toys here?"  When they say they do, in a disappointed tone say "Too bad," turn around and walk away.

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NAME:  GAMEANGEL147

 

AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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63. run in, grab some canned food and a weapon, go to the intercom and yell "ZOMBIES!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

proceed to see how many people believe you

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64. Go to a dressing room and tape a note to the mirror that reads "That shirt makes you look fabulous!"

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NAME:  GAMEANGEL147

 

AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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Iv actually done that before xD

 

OT:

Wait till black friday>

Go to the toy section>

Find little toy banjo>

Get in the line for half off 50inch flat screens >

Play it and sing internet songs till somebody is tempted to hit you.

 

^ this is something that has actually happened. xD

 

I really wasn't joking when I said this actually happened. ^ 

 

If you do not believe me, here is a link to the video of it actually happening. -----> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=284900801630897&set=vb.100003329395658&type=3

note: I am not the one playing the toy banjo, it was a friend; I was recording it though. 

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66. Ask where the Kosher ham is.

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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67. Go to the section where they sell fish and ask a nearby employee if they have any "Rock Lobster."

 

(It's the title of a song by the B-52's for those who don't get the reference.  :) )

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NAME:  GAMEANGEL147

 

AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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69. Get into a cart's basket (the part you put food in, not the part for toddlers) and shop around the store without getting out of the basket.

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NAME:  GAMEANGEL147

 

AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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73. Walk in the store with a folding chair and snacks, then go to the electronics section and sit down in front of the televisions and watch.

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AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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74. Get a projector and connect it to a computer. Then project it everywhere. Then, sing iNsAnItY with Cleverbot!

 

75. Get a CRAZYLOUD speaker and a laptop then connect the speaker to the laptop then play Death Waltz!

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77. Ask the person in the electronics section where I can find a copy of "Frozen" on VHS.

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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