10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

[DJ Dashie 48]

Hide in a pile of toilet paper or something, than burst out when someone walks by and ask them "what year is it?" When they tell you, jump up and yell "It worked!"

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

177: Get a moving truck and repo uniforms and start carrying furniture up to the front.

[Denim&Venöm 16,517]

# 178: Dress up in priest and nun outfits, start handing out pamphlets to people,  saying they will help you discover the secret to the everlasting love of god, but in reality you're just handing them take out menus for a Chinese buffet in another state.

[~*bacon princess*~ 278]

# 179:

Run through the cereal isle screaming ''WHERE ARE ME LUCKY CHARMS?!" in a thick Irish accent.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

 

 

Run through the cereal isle screaming ''WHERE ARE ME LUCKY CHARMS?!" in a thick Irish accent.

Idea!

 

180: Dress up like the lucky charm leprechaun, dump all the lucky charms into a cart, and run around the store yelling "they're after me lucky charms!" 

[Commander Hurricane 170]

181: Sing "99 Buckets of Oats on the Wall"

[yayayayayala 1,668]

182. Pick up random non-packaged pony items in the pony aisle, use anything available to tie them to yourself (e.g. a pony plushie to your arm) and walk around the entire store that way munching on potato chips.

[Guest]

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Edited November 2, 2016 by Darky

[Pineapple Mint 12]

184: Dump food all over the store, and release one thousand squirrels and see what section they go for. Claim it is for science.

 

185: Put said squirrels in hampster balls and see how they solve the problem of not being able to reach their food.

 

186: Tell the president that the experiment failed and he needs to come clean up the food and squirrel covered wal-mart.

Edited May 27, 2014 by Pineapple Mint

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

185 (Compressing the above three into 3 parts of a whole)

 

Try on different sunglasses while wearing a morph suit

[FadedSkies 1,874]

187. Go to the electronics department put on pony music on every single device and play it at maximum volume

[Bastion 414]

188.

 

take one of the Display phones and pretend you are calling a sex hot line.

Low tone voice and looking around to see if someone walks past and when they do, say something really disturbing...

 

(Note I've acturaly done this, got kicked out of the place and banned from entering for a week. :3 )

Edited June 1, 2014 by Hyper

[Commander Frost 731]

189. Go cart-jacking. While someone is looking away, grab their cart and just walk off like it's yours.

[DigitalRocket 185]

140.5 act like it's normal money

 

190 drive a segway while shopping

Edited June 4, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[Commander Frost 731]

190. When they aren't looking, Take a person's cart and replace it with an empty one in the exact spot.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

191. Using a sharpie, discreetly add subtle lines to random barcodes do that the items won't scan. Bonus points if you also cover one or two of the numbers on the code, as well as the price if it is visible.

[clockwork24 103]

192: Run around the corner and then when you run past someone, hurriedly say, "Run! It's coming!" then keep running.

[Commander Frost 731]

192: Run around the corner and then when you run past someone, hurriedly say, "Run! It's coming!" then keep running.

U stole that from this. XD

 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUoNGDSeNIE&feature=kp 

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

194

While pretending to be drunk, ask people why the Jawas are on Dromund Kaas.

 

(That's actually a legitimate question)

[DigitalRocket 185]

195 stand at the exit and ask people if they want fries with that?

[FluffyGoat13 375]

195. Speak like Yoda

[N.W. 3,619]

196: Monty Python's "Ministry of Silly Walks" ( Basically  shop normally, while walking like or similar to such)

Edited June 17, 2014 by Sergei

[FluffyGoat13 375]

197. sneak in at midnight unscrew all the fire alarms in a way that will cause them to shatter when they go off and start a large fire at 1:00 in the afternoon and GTFO.

Edited July 7, 2014 by BritishBrony 13

[Barack Ollama 25]

198. Hide behind the pant's isle and grab people's pants that they grab off the thing.

[Shadow Wings 4]

199. Grab a random item/ some random items, find an unsuspecting person, run by them and throw the item/items in your hands in their cart (preferably jump when you go to throw the item or items in their cart).