10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

200: Get 200 pieces of paper, write 'SPAM' on each piece, then just throw the stack of paper in the air and watch the paper go everywhere.

Edited July 27, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

201: wear a Red tuxedo and a Red ski mask and do the Spy Crab

 

[Yoshikupo 302]

202: get all the water baloons in the store fill them up in the bathroom and throw them on everone in the store

[Galen Selanno 351]

SHOPLIFTING!

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Turning the knifes into sporks.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

 

 

SHOPLIFTING!

Haha, pretty much everyone who gets caught trying to shoplift where I work goes to the nearby walmart because they know they'll get away with it there.

 

Get a flyer for a competing business, write absurdly low prices on it in sharpie, then go to walmart, show them the flyer, and demand that they price match.

[BitterBubblegum 75]

Pretend you're elsa and start singing let it go while you open and close the automatic doors with MAGICS.

Edited September 3, 2014 by CarolWing

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Walk around and scream at people

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Put on my Morphsuit and run around dancing just to be annoying. 

[yayayayayala 1,668]

*sees this thing is dead* Aww darn. LET'S POST MORE!

 

Get those Shakespeare Star Wars books and go around reading them. Very loudly. In people's faces. And I mean really in people's faces.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

211: form a mariachi band and follow people around narrating what they are doing in a Mexican folklore tone

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

212: start a line outside an empty bathroom, as if you can't enter

[Galen Selanno 351]

Find all the LEGO sets I'm the store, go to the restroom, build the models, and bring them back and place them on the shelf.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

214: get a bunch of friends 30 to be precised and apply fake blood, fake wounds, and wear ripped up clothing and act like zombies walking towards the store

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

215: Open up every bag or box of snacks in the snack aisle, eat one chip/cookie/etc from each bag and say you're "taste testing" when people walk by.

Edited October 13, 2014 by SparklingSwirls

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

216: Find three friends and play Pacman IRL.

 

[Miss Pinkamena 41]

217: Step 1: find a jumbo pack of skittles.

Step 2: pour it on one of the employees while yelling "taste the rainbow motherbucka!"

Step 3: run.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

 

218 write on a notice board the aliens are coming run for your lives and check the reactions when people come to take you to the mental hospital blame it on your best friend :-)

Edited October 19, 2014 by theblueterbulance

[Galen Selanno 351]

Sing "Baby" (Justin Bieber) as loud as you possibly can, even after your throat gets sore.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

220: you and your friends dress like Storm Troopers and wait by the exit stopping people asking if they had seen the rebel droids

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

221. Have an eating contest with your friends to see who can eat the most snacks from the snack aisles (without paying for them) in one hour.

 

Kinda similar to my last one, but meh

Edited October 26, 2014 by SparklingSwirls

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

222. Make pie charts. In the bakery section. With actual pies.

[Galen Selanno 351]

XD

 

223: Enforce Rule 34. Make Wal-Mart NSFW and post it all over the walls and merchandise.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

224. Place live chickens in the meat section. Especially near the chicken.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

225: do this