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When I was about 12 I went to Alton Towers (a popular british theme park) and I went on this terrifying ride called Nemesis Subterra, and part of the ride is when you have to run through pitch black while people in gas masks jump out at you trying to scare you.

So all these sirens were going off and I couldn't see and this guy jumped out in front of me, so I screamed and kicked him in the balls and ran off,

And then after the ride had finished these security guards were looking for someone who had 'violated' that guy, and I shit myself but they took this other woman away and she got fined and banned from the park, cause they thought it was her.... I FELT SO BAD I NEARLY CRIED.

I hate rollercoasters now.

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Have hou ever done something so outright stupid or silly that you look back and now laugh or question, "What the hell was I thinking?"

 

I remember as a kid I once stuck a tweezer into an electrical outlet because it simply looked like it could fit into the holes. A huge shock resulted and the outlet burnt out. Frankly, I'm sure how I came outta that incident unscathed let alone avoid a trip to the ER. Maybe I did suffer some brain damage since that day. Haha

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Let's see here,

 

  • My friend and I went to the movies and they had this virtual reality roller coaster type ride, so we got in. We put in 2 quarters or something like that, but we needed two more, so I had my friend run to the cashier at the movie theater and exchanged the dollar for 4 quarters, she came back and put two in the machine...it reseted itself literally seconds afterward, so we put two quarters in...and we needed two more...yeah, you can see where this is going. My parents picked us both up and I felt like a total moron. It's been a running joke for my friend and I since though.

Plus...apparently, the cashier overcharged us for the tickets, and we spent over $30 to see a movie, combined with candies and drinks...and the roller coaster. It was a mess. 

 

If I mentioned more stupid moments between my friend and I...we'd be here all day and night.

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Well, I nearly got permanently banned from Disney World once... Did you know that they keep track of the fingerprints of banned peoples and use facial recognition on the security cameras to make sure that no one has gotten in that is banned? Disney's gone high tech XD

 

Actually, a friend of mine got banned from Walmart, and apparently they do the camera thing there too.

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Me at 3 years old: "Awesome! A giant bath tub!" *jumps in and can't swim*

 

I've also accidentally left a fork/aluminum foil in a microwave. I started freaking out a bit (without thinking about turning it off).

 

I also decided it was a good idea to play loud and obnoxiously in the band room while people were trying to practice.... *sigh

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This happened when I was in 2nd grade. My mom woke me up to get dressed for school. She started to cook some eggs and went to the bathroom. I saw the fire from the stove and decided to experiment. I took a rag and touched the fire with it. When it was lit on fire, I quickly blew it out, not knowing that would happen. Still feeling curious, I did the same thing with another rag to see if it would happen again. Needless to say, it did. When my mom got back, she found two burnt rags on the table and was mad at me. I used science and was grounded because of it. I regret nothing.

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  • 2 months later...

I punched a door, kicked a few doors.. with no shoes on.. I Punched a brick wall...

 

I head butted a poll, I was fighting with my X... and I told him... fighting with you is like fighting with this damn poll.... and hit it with my head as hard as I could...

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Me and my friend went to the nearest McDonald's in our county back when I had my truck, and on the way home, there was a car that cut me off. So I passed him, and I started going like, 20. He tried passing me at the first passing zone, and I floored it as soon as I saw him trying to. Ended up getting called in for reckless driving.

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Okay...

 

-I put a fork in the toaster. (I know, I'm epic)

 

-When I was young, I decided to put a rubber ball in my mouth, while I was alone in the basement. I accidentally swallowed it, and it got stuck in my throat. I was alone, and couldn't scream. So I put my hand in my mouth, grabbed the ball with my nails and pulled it out.

 

-This one, it's not my fault... the butter was solid, so I put it in the microwave. But for some reasons, it started burning. I was like dafuq, grabbed the brick and threw it in the sink.

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One of the things I can remember the most is this: I used to have a desk with a light beside my bed, and one night about 7 years ago or so I woke up and saw that there was no lightbulb in it. So, I stuck my finger in it (smart right?). So I got electrocuted (shocker) :P

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  • 9 years later...

I had to have been around 3rd for 4th grade when my friend at the time (he was a bad influence honestly) convinced me that we should throw pebbles and smaller rocks (which were just eroded from the pavement and sidewalks) at people's balconies at the apartment complex I used to live at.

You can guess how well that went :awwthanks:

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Uh, I threw a chair on to the roof of a school building.  It was originally a joke idea between myself and some friends, but of course, younger me in my infinite wisdom went ahead and actually did it. :>

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  • 2 months later...

I did this recently, but my math class at school was talking about line relationships (I think) and when they mentioned relationship I randomly said out of nowhere, "our relationship is over!" But the funny thing is I was never in a relationship at all (it was just an AUL reference) so I find that so stupid it's funny

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