10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

[Omar 692]

251 

Create a castle out of boxes and start throwing random groceries at people walking by.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

252. Run aroud yelling "The (insert foregin country here) are invading

 

 

251 

Create a castle out of boxes and start throwing random groceries at people walking by.

251.5

 

Do the same, but with a tank instead of a castle

[Denim&Venöm 16,517]

253.

 

Get Hired! 

[SkullcandyPegasus 603]

#254 ... This:

https://youtu.be/k0OZ91M8NNM?t=1m5s

[Galen Selanno 351]

255: Climb on the roof and winch yourself down from the ceiling like a secret agent blaring "Secret Agent Man" from a portable speaker.

 

253.

 

Get Hired! 

253.5: Then get fired!

[Vulcan 3,254]

#256...Bit...

 

In Honor of This Number....Take one of each product in the store and arrange them colorimetrically.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Step 1: Obtain kilt

Step 2: Obtain bagpipes

Step 3: Learn to play aforementioned bagpipes

Step 4: Wash your kilt. Step 3 took a long time so there are some stains and a funky smell

Step 5: Apply blue paint to face

Step 6: Don freshly washed kilt and proceed to march up and down the aisles playing the finest highland tunes for all to hear and enjoy.

[SkullcandyPegasus 603]

Jumpstyle flashmob? sure, let's go with that.

[StormLantern the 1st 427]

259

 

Step 1: Obtain foam bat (or sword).

Step 2: Make a pile of all the DVDs in the store (Just the DVDs. No Blu-rays, CDs, or games).

Step 3: Hide in pile of DVDs.

Step 4: When someone tries to take a DVD, leap out of the pile screaming "FLUFFY WORMS!" and beat them with the foam bat until they drop the DVD.

Step 5: Return DVD to pile.

 

Repeat steps 3-5 until thrown out of the store.

[Galen Selanno 351]

261: Pretend to plant bombs around the store with the following steps:

 

Step 1: Obtain cubic cardboard box.

Step 2: Paint box like a Minecraft TNT block.

Step 3: Obtain elongated square cardboard box.

Step 4: Paint like a Minecraft redstone torch.

Step 5: Drive to Wal-Mart.

Step 6: Plop down TNT box at random point in store.

Step 7: Proceed to run away really fast and hold your ears.

Step 8: Repeat Steps 6 & 7 as many times as possible.

[Denim&Venöm 16,517]

#260 (because somepony skipped that number)

Relabel the grocery section as "Food Library". Then when people come by with their groceries, ask them for their library cards. 

[Dan. 1,825]

#261

Turn the candy aisle into an auction house.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

#262

Pick up the phone that links to the PA system and sing a song of your choice that you know the lyrics to.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

#263

Write a bad fanfic of something.

Provide a copy of said fanfic to everybody you see in the store.

If you see someone multiple times,give them a copy each time.

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

#264 

Do the moonwalk while juggling peaches. Then throw them at random people. 

Edited July 23, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[EightBit 284]

#265

Encourage everyone in the store to Beep Beep Like a Sheep. Even if people ignore you, continue to dance enthusiastically.

[Brobot 1,436]

#266

Purposefully spill all the cereal and laugh at the employees as they pick it up

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

#267 

Grab a package of hot dogs, open it, and walk up to random people and wiggle a hot dog in their face. 

 

Edited July 23, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

#268

fill 2 carts with watermelons and play chicken in the sporting goods aisle wearing football helmets.

Edited July 23, 2018 by Cyclone 1066, Princess of Tractor Pulling

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

#269 

Grab random containers of spices off the shelves and toss them up and over into the next aisle. Listen if they land on people. (Me and my brothers did this when we were younger. Definitely wasn't a good idea....)

Edited July 23, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[The Kaeya Simp 13,968]

#270

Pee on the Apples

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

#271

Put one foot on the shopping cart back bar and push with the other foot. When you get to a fast speed, put the other foot up on the bar and enjoy the ride.
Just watch out for aisles or people.

(This is something I always do.)

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

#272

Go where there's alarm clocks, set the alarms at least 10 sec apart and watch the employees running.

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,221]

#273

Have a jousting game with shopping carts and lightsabers.

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

39 minutes ago, Panzy said:

#271

Put one foot on the shopping cart back bar and push with the other foot. When you get to a fast speed, put the other foot up on the bar and enjoy the ride.
Just watch out for aisles or people.

(This is something I always do.)

Lmao same