10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

226

1. Get green paint

2.paint a friends face green

3.pour green paint on the floor and get your friend to stand by it

4.when someone calls the hospital get up and walk off

[Galen Selanno 351]

227: Buy ALL the pony merchandise. Leave nothing.

[PsychedelicPony 440]

228: Ask to see the the mirror in the back of the store so you can stab the heart and cause Walmart to implode wearing full knight's attire

[Jokuc 8,172]

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bring some big speakers and play this

 

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

230: for those musicians get some friends and compose some fan made MLP songs

[DigitalRocket 185]

231. make tiny houses of everything you can before you are found out

 

 

78. Send out a mass text to random people "Meet at Wal-mart wearing suit and fedora.  Best dressed wins $100."

 

m'lady

 

*tips fedora*

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

232

 

I have actually done this before but a bit differently

Edited December 27, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

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233. paint yourself green and run around shooting people with nerf guns and yelling Waaahg in your best Orc voice.

[DigitalRocket 185]

234. Release a mischief of 100 or more rats

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235.

 

Step 1. Get a toy gun that looks WWII era, and

a toy knife.

 

Step 2. Paint them to look more realistic. Then

Tape the toy knife to the barrel of the toy gun.

 

Step 3. Put a bunch of camo netting over yourself.

 

Step 4. Find a kid wearing a Call Of Duty shirt, preferably World At War, sneak up on him, then

Jump out from around a corner yelling Bonsai and run towards him with

The toy gun.

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

236 Get some friends. Paint half your face blue. Line your friends up at the edge of the parking lot. Walk up and down that line shouting "They may take our lives. But they will never talk our freedom." After that run at Walmart while giving out a big warrior cry.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

237: Demand everyone who wants to enter the store must pass a simple maths test. If they fail, they are denied entry.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

238: Walk in, take the gumball machine, walk out.

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239: Walk around blasting Tony Danza Tap-dance Extravaganza, and Strapping Young Lad songs as loud as possible.

Edited January 16, 2015 by -D1SCORDANT-

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

#240: Grab one of the intercom phones and say "Mortuary, pick up at register 3. Mortuary, pick up at 3." See how whomevers checking out at register 3 acts.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

242

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

#243: Dress up in a turban, some purple baggy pants and a silk scarf. Grab a crystal ball & some tarot cards. Take over a register and when someone pulls out their groceries,  start talking in a thick indian accent and begin telling them their future. 

[gameangel147 5,915]

244

 

Put on a red polo shirt and khaki pants, go in and greet customers saying "Hi welcome to Target, can I help you find something?"  This can also be done with other store uniforms.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

245. This is a multi step task:

1. Learn how to pickpocket like a pro.
2. Dress up as an 1850's English cutpurse.
3. Steal a persons wallet or phone.
4. Sneakily follow them to the counter.
5. When they start looking for their Wallet or they just get to the counter, pop up in front of them and say "is This your wallet?"

[Galen Selanno 351]

246: At night, go in to the store and camp in the manager's office. Then, when the manager walks in in the morning, say "Hello, may I help you, Joe?"

[MLG4Ever 876]

246: get in a green morph-suit and yell out "Ayy Boss" and run through out the store while doing it!

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

247:open up your own store in the bathroom and sell stuff for cheaper than it is.

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248: act like this guy.

Edited May 28, 2015 by -D1SCORDANT-

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

249: pull out a warter gun and have a warter fight with EVERYONE

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250: Dress up like Santa Claus and run around throwing fish at random people and yelling "Merry Fishmas!"

Edited May 28, 2015 by -D1SCORDANT-