WOBBUFFET 38 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 (edited) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. There is an answer, if you get it you are very smart. Edited April 8, 2014 by King Sparkle 2 WOBBUFETT! Signature by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke87654 1,849 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 Awesomeness bro and nice work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOBBUFFET 38 April 8, 2014 Author Share April 8, 2014 Lets see who can get this,. WOBBUFETT! Signature by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeet 2,027 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 no, it's how much dub could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOBBUFFET 38 April 8, 2014 Author Share April 8, 2014 Apparently nobody has an answer.... I expected as much from your primitive minds. WOBBUFETT! Signature by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treble Bolt 1,122 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 woodchucks don't "chuck" wood....If it "could" chuck wood, as the question implies, it would chuck as much wood as it desired to. Every woodchuck is different and thus different woodchucks would chuck different amounts of wood. Of course, if you mean to chew on the wood, which they do, they chew 361.9 cubic cm of wood per day (or about 22 inches) "In fire iron is born, by fire it is tamed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOBBUFFET 38 April 8, 2014 Author Share April 8, 2014 woodchucks don't "chuck" wood....If it "could" chuck wood, as the question implies, it would chuck as much wood as it desired to. Every woodchuck is different and thus different woodchucks would chuck different amounts of wood. Of course, if you mean to chew on the wood, which they do, they chew 361.9 cubic cm of wood per day (or about 22 inches) Incorrect answer. Try again? WOBBUFETT! Signature by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 (edited) 361.9237001 cubic centimeters per animals per day If a woodchuck could chuck wood, the wood chuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could Edited April 8, 2014 by Rainbow Dashey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOBBUFFET 38 April 8, 2014 Author Share April 8, 2014 361.9237001 cubic centimeters per animals per day If a woodchuck could chuck wood, the wood chuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could woodchucks don't "chuck" wood....If it "could" chuck wood, as the question implies, it would chuck as much wood as it desired to. Every woodchuck is different and thus different woodchucks would chuck different amounts of wood. Of course, if you mean to chew on the wood, which they do, they chew 361.9 cubic cm of wood per day (or about 22 inches) STOP LOOKING UP THE ANSWER YOU CHEATERS WOBBUFETT! Signature by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 STOP LOOKING UP THE ANSWER YOU CHEATERS ummm, my actual answer wasn't looked up... the rhyme part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Chuck. The forename of chuck Norris... The woodchuck Norris doesn't chuck the wood, the wood runs away from the woodchuck Norris. 2 "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me!" Solaire of Astora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 "How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could ever give a fuck?" - Tyler, the Creator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostgage 7,975 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 I have no idea. But you did remind me of this Geico commercial. Signature by Lacerna | You should fill out my Johari Window. All the cool kids are doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treble Bolt 1,122 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 (edited) He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.It depends on how good his dentures are!A woodchuck - would chuck - as much wood - as a woodchuck - could chuck - if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood. About 5.72 fluid litres of wood (answer from the paper pulp mill).About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more wood than a woodchuck. If the woodchuck's name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wanted to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be allowed.Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood."Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck."- This answer is according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck and referred to yet again by them in answering this very same question. How Chuck Norris got involved- A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could. None because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood! Approximately 3.9675 pounds every 5.6843 seconds.2.865 lbs every 11.3686 Seconds?As much as he needed to be satisfiedAs much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodAre you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.A group of people actually did a study on this. None of the wood chucks ate any wood planks so they never upchucked it but some of them chucked them (threw them) at people.During my study of Woodchuck I came to the conclusion that woodchucks don't chuck wood but only drink beer. However, this beer can frequently motivate them towards actions that can closely resemble the chucking of wood.A woodchuck will only chuck certain wood, likely that which is found in their natural, prairie habitat. Therefore, the lack of trees on the prairie is quite closely related to the chucking of wood performed by these wood-chucking woodchucks.Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog My first answer was one that I have known, I had to figure that out back in high school. The answer just above me is from the internet since you are being such a boob Edited April 8, 2014 by Treble Bolt 1 "In fire iron is born, by fire it is tamed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 (edited) Blah, this is why rhymes are rhymes and riddles are unsolved. Edited April 8, 2014 by Rainbow Dashey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkRock-Pony 20 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 ..."If a woodchuck COULD chuck wood..." They only eat plants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomDeSpite 452 April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 OP is a Wobbuffet. He's just trying to get us to answer so he can use Counter/Mirror Coat on us and then we DIE. On 4/12/2014 at 0:00 AM, Miaq_The_Truthful said: This is the internet, not reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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