Stupid Short Stories

[Sam Fisher 123]

So Type in a stupid short story:

 

 

Here is mine:

 

Once upon a time a guy got diabetes type 5 and then he died

the end.

 

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Ok Go!!

[DJ Dashie 48]

The last guy on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

[Bastion 414]

The Time traveller went back a million years in time, and returned home with no problems.

[DJ Dashie 48]

The last thing I saw was the alarm clock reading 12:07 as she plunged her rotten fingers into my chest. I woke up relieved it was a dream, until I saw it was 12:06 and i heard the closet door creak open.

[Bastion 414]

Derpy got the assistance of Dr.Hooves to go back in time so she could be the creator of muffins.

Muffins now taste 200% better than ever!

[Celtore 2,769]

There was a young lady named marge,

she baked goods for her "friends" free of charge.

They ate all her food,

to not would be rude;

until they noticed they'd became quite large.

Edited May 17, 2014 by Celtore

[Jamaican Jam 112]

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly, that everyone died! The End. (Spongebob)

[Starshine 16,330]

There was once a family of cupcakes. There was dad cupcake, he tasted like a ripe mulberry

There was a mother cupcake, she tasted like chocolate with a hint of mint

There was a son cupcake, he vaguely tasted like sour cream. Delicious, but kind of hard to chew

There was a daughter cupcake, she tasted somewhat salty, but the tears served better as a lubricant

 

Now there is no family of cupcakes

[Guest90210 3,567]

There once was a man named John Five-Eyes. He had 5 eyes, and people called him John Five-Eyes for this reason. The end.

[Sam Fisher 123]

There once was a guy who wanted to be tased

 

So the officer tased him

the end

[DJ Dashie 48]

There once was a man. He got hit in the head. He said, "Ouch"

[yayayayayala 1,668]

There once was a person. The person yawned. The end.