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Dear Thor Pony,

 

Do you ever have to deal with a Zeus pony? Or a Loki pony?

 

- Ghidorah


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Never heard of him but I guess just you mentioning him is a good reason not to go anywhere near that name.

(In reference to an author I suggested.)

 

 

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Dear Thor Pony,

 

Do you ever have to deal with a Zeus pony? Or a Loki pony?

 

- Ghidorah

Yes. I have to deal with problems to protect Equestria quite often. I've only dealt with Loki, but as you know, he's quite a hand full.

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With no more trolls around (that we know of), what are your thoughts on the modern internet troll? What would you do if they somehow managed to steal a digitized version of Mjolnir? 

 

They think they can pick my hammer up? Ha!

Wild was Vingthor when he awoke,

And when his mighty hammer he missed;

But how did they lift it the first time? Edited by Frith is Magick

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Keep flyin'

 

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With no more trolls around (that we know of), what are your thoughts on the modern internet troll? What would you do if they somehow managed to steal a digitized version of Mjolnir?

They think they can pick my hammer up? Ha!

Thor, your hammer isn't as heavy as everypony thinks, it's only 42 pounds, so why is it impossible to hold?

Mere mortal Pony, my hammer weighs 4.6 trillion tons. That, is the reason I'm the only one who could lift it. Not even Superman could lift it. Edited by Thor Odinson
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They think they can pick my hammer up? Ha!

Mere mortal Pony, my hammer weighs 4.6 trillion tons. That, is the reason I'm the only one who could lift it. Not even Superman could lift it.

But...that would mean anypony near it would be torn apart by the gravitational pull it creates by simply being there, in fact it might destroy Equestria by simply being laid on the ground if it were that heavy

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But...that would mean anypony near it would be torn apart by the gravitational pull it creates by simply being there, in fact it might destroy Equestria by simply being laid on the ground if it were that heavy

Considering everypony in Equestria is alive and well, and I'm the only one able to lift it, your argument is invalid. Also, we have a Hulk.
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Considering everypony in Equestria is alive and well, and I'm the only one able to lift it, your argument is invalid. Also, we have a Hulk.

Well, I have a army

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And you saw how that turned out. Avengers, assemble!

No no no, you don't understand, we've an army of beings who've destroyed planets and galaxies with ease xD

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