4th Pony Waifu Wedding!

Fourth installment to the pony waifu wedding series...sigh...one that pained me to do more than the last one.

 

Chikoritabrony x Pinkie Pie

 

 

Skype Wedding Transcript

[4:36:45 PM] Kel Grym: *plays wedding music*

[4:37:36 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the Holy Matriomony of Chikoritabrony and Pinkie Pie. Is the groom present?

[4:37:44 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: yes i am

[4:37:58 PM] Kel Grym: And where is the bride?

[4:38:08 PM] Pinkie: Here I am!

[4:38:33 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Wait!

[4:38:48 PM] Kel Grym: 0_0

[4:39:12 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: We have to have a party for this one.

[4:39:32 PM] Jump Cut: *thinks* oh Celestia! what is she wearing?!

[4:39:36 PM] Kel Grym: What is it Omni?

[4:40:10 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: We are having a party afterwards, right?

[4:40:11 PM] Kel Grym: *taps foot impatiently*

[4:40:27 PM] Nioniosbbbb: I will arrange the party to follow if you like. Since you know... i recently got married and all.

[4:40:40 PM] Pinkie: OF COARSE THERE IS A PARTY!

[4:41:15 PM] Nioniosbbbb: YAY!

[4:41:22 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: (d)

[4:41:23 PM] Nioniosbbbb: I will bring the wine okay?

[4:41:26 PM] Jump Cut: Woohoo!

[4:41:27 PM] Kel Grym: ...

[4:41:39 PM] Kel Grym: that was what you were waiting for...to get a drink?

[4:41:41 PM] Pinkie: IT'S GONNA BE SUPER FUN!

[4:42:02 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Damn straight it is!

[4:42:48 PM] Jump Cut: *thinks* I wonder if there will be pin the tail on the pony?

[4:42:58 PM] Kel Grym: Ok lets get this over with.

[4:43:15 PM] Pinkie: Of coarse there will be. All right lets do this

[4:43:49 PM] Kel Grym: Do you Chikoritabrony to hereby solemly swear to love and cherish Pinkie Pikie Pie in sickness and health, yatta yatta ya, and take her to be your wife?

[4:44:11 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: i do

[4:44:42 PM] Kel Grym: Alright...and do you Pinkie Pie...you wanna get hitched with Chikaritabrony?

[4:44:45 PM] Jump Cut: *THINKS* what?! Pinkie?! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[4:45:02 PM] Pinkie: oops sorry and I DO!

[4:45:17 PM] Kel Grym: Okay. Does anybody here object to this union?

[4:45:56 PM] Jump Cut: *shakes head no*

[4:46:17 PM] Kel Grym: Well then...*slams Celestian Bible dramatically*

[4:46:24 PM] Kel Grym: I sure as Hades do!

[4:46:36 PM] Kel Grym: *pauses for dramatic effect*

[4:46:43 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Nop!

[4:47:11 PM] Nioniosbbbb: You won't unless you want Royal asswooping

[4:47:22 PM] Nioniosbbbb: *just kidding*

[4:47:23 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt:

[4:47:27 PM] Jump Cut: *gasp!!!*

[4:47:55 PM] Kel Grym: *jumps down from podium and kneels before pinkie*

[4:48:12 PM] Kel Grym: Pinkie Pie! I love you and always wanted you as my pony waifu!

[4:48:16 PM] Jump Cut: *super GASP*

[4:48:23 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: (think)

[4:48:37 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: pinkie: Wait WHAT?!

[4:48:39 PM] Jorguil Ferris: your a duck.

[4:48:40 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: WHAT?!

[4:48:55 PM] Nioniosbbbb: *facepalms* I am going to yank you from the neck now...

[4:49:16 PM] Kel Grym: It's true! I listen to the smile song all the time and your the only reason I keep living!

[4:49:43 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: (facepalm)

[4:50:01 PM] Jump Cut: *jaw drops to floor*

[4:50:15 PM] Kel Grym: (apart from my faith in celestia)

[4:50:30 PM] Pinkie: Well that's fine and really super duper nice but you see I'm in love with chikorita and he listens to the smile song all the time and then some

[4:50:57 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Do i have to call the Queen to brainwash him into doing this?

[4:51:00 PM] Kel Grym: I see...and this is what will make you truely happy?

[4:51:20 PM] Jump Cut: *starts humming smile song tune*

[4:51:34 PM] Pinkie: Oh yes he already gives me the happiest tim I've ever had

[4:51:58 PM] Jorguil Ferris: You all just quakin lets just settle this with a round of rock paper scissors.

[4:52:13 PM] Pinkie: Doesn't my opinion matter here?

[4:52:27 PM] Jorguil Ferris: yes

[4:52:29 PM] Kel Grym: It does. I can't stop this union.

[4:52:35 PM] Kel Grym: *returns to podium*

[4:53:03 PM] Jump Cut: *sighs*

[4:53:08 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: She doesn't want to get married to you. I care for her opinions and choices and see them as important. And if being married to me makes her happy then i'm happy

[4:53:14 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Kel failed his persuasion roll.

[4:53:20 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: (inlove)

[4:53:26 PM] Kel Grym: I begrudgingly but dutifully prounonce you Man and Wife.

[4:53:39 PM] Jump Cut: well this is akward

[4:53:44 PM] Kel Grym: You may kiss the bride. *looks away*

[4:54:15 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: this will make you smile smile smile

[4:54:16 PM] Pinkie: Oh yes it will *kisses*

[4:54:18 PM] Nioniosbbbb: *jumps up and down happily*

[4:54:26 PM] Jump Cut: *claps loudly*

[4:54:42 PM] Jorguil Ferris: (y)

[4:54:43 PM] Jump Cut: yayyyyyyy!!!

[4:54:44 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: (beer)

[4:54:51 PM] Kel Grym: Well...I could always get hitched to pinkamena.

[4:54:55 PM] Jorguil Ferris: you did it.

[4:54:59 PM] Pinkie: wait what?

[4:55:12 PM] Jump Cut: I'm with you Omni

[4:55:47 PM] Kel Grym: Different character...you probably never met her, pinkie.

[4:56:05 PM] Pinkie: Sounds like a cool pony I guess.

[4:56:19 PM] Kel Grym: She makes steller cupcakes.

 

 

Congrats to Pinkie and that sumbitch-that-stole-my-waifu! Have fun, while I go drink away my misery!

Source: Minister KelGrym's Religious Services