He told me that I'll need to do something else with my spare time.
Looks like I'll have to spend the night rubbing one out to those vaginal mesh lawsuit commercials again. Goddammit, Henry, this could be avoided if you wouldn't have tried to staple c4 to the old man's bard,
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/tara-strong-needs-to-do-a-recording-with-lil-b/
To whoever is willing to pull with me to make this happen, I thank you. I hope you all realize how great this would be; Lil B music would forever be changed for the better and Tara Strong would become widely known to a whole lot of non-brony fans.
Granted, I understand this is a HUGE request and it's not likely that it will be made into reality, but if you post it to Facebook and all other forums it would
I just stubbed my toe on the dresser and hit my hand on the cabinet.
On top of that I got my belt loop stuck in the hallway's handle AGAIN.
Thanks, Obama.
ALCOHOL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
AND THAT CHEATING BITCH CAN NO LONGER TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I CAN ONCE AGAIN DRINK ALL I WANT AND DO ANYTHING I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, NEVER CHANGE FOR ANYONE (EVEN ME).
I AM SO GODDAMN DRUNK RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
BEER BEFORE LIQUEUR - I DON'T GET SICK SINCE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
Here's how you play:
Search for your favorite show/movie/game and type "yaoi" beside it.
Don't search "My Little Pony" or else you'll regret it. Just an FYI.
Applejack - Orange
Twilight - Purple
Rainbow Dash - Blue
Rarity - Baby Blue
Fluttershy - Yellow/Orange
Pinkie Pie - Pink
Oh my God, Thank You Based God.