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Where I post my random crap. Less thought provoking things will go here. Average IQ = about 85

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Something pretty comical that I just read about.

I just read in my textbook that in the rental car industry, Hertz used to hold a huge lead over Avis. There really is no distinction between one rental car company and another since they all use exactly the same products. Essentially, a rental car is a commodity. After scouring for EVERYTHING that would make them different from Hertz, they decided that the only difference between them and Hertz was that Hertz was number one and Avis was number two.   What did they do?   They did a ballsy mar
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Skyrim Silliness - Just a bunch of screenshots of stupid stuff that happens in this game either intentionally or not

Sometimes I play this game and it bugs out from time to time. And it's pretty funny. Other times, I find stumble on things that all came together and it made me laugh. And then there are other things I did specifically so I could take a picture of it and share it with the world one day.   Well that day is today.   #1 IT'S THE CIIIIIRRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!     Seriously....trying to kill a dragon here and my horse goes Pride Rock on me....   #2. Dude....I am fucked u
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It may be time for a new desk and chair....

When I bought these four years ago, they were my favorite pieces of furniture. I picked up this desk and chair at Walmart because I lived in a rent house with a spare bedroom that I converted into my personal office. When I got these, I didn't have my desktop computer. Just an old HP laptop. I left it plugged in and on the desk at all times. I used the drawers to keep literally everything organized. It was probably one of the best purchases of the time.   Fast forward almost four years and thi
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A possible theory for the Royal Sisters' flowing mane of flow..ey...ness....

So we've noticed how the royal sisters' manes seem to flow forever.     Yes?   Their hair flows all the time. Cadence's doesn't. And neither does Twilight's.   Now before I move on, I have to point out that since their manes flow like they do, I always expected them to be kinda water-like. Like, if I were to run my hand through Luna's mane, I would expect to pull it out and it would be all wet. Which would probably make bathing for them kinda awkward.   Tia: Luna!! Can you get me a
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Pizza has the power to break space, time, and physics.

There are certain things in this world that are only good hot like spaghetti or coffee   And there are certain things in this world that are only good cold like ice cream or a soda   And then there's pizza.   Whoever created the first pizza deserves a nobel prize. There are laws that dictate tastiness versus temperature and they proved every one of those wrong
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Prelude Life [Part 1]

I park my Prelude like this nowadays     And I look out my window and think, "Damn she got a booty."
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Funniest pregnancy test commercial ever

I was thinking back to 2006 - 2007 ish when I saw this commercial on the television. I remember back then this was frickin hilarious. And today, it is frickin hilarious. Some of you may never have seen it before. In case you haven't, here it is. "It is the most sophisticated piece of technology you will ever pee on"
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Bedtime when you have ADHD

What I'm consciously telling myself right now: "Go to bed, Space Woona. You have a difficult exam in the morning and you need to rest."   What my ADHD is screaming: "♪♫AND I WULD WAKL FIEV HUNDRED MIELS AND I WOUL DWALK FIEV HUNEDRED MOAR!♫♫...."     *sigh* story of my life.     Well I'm gonna try to go to bed now.
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I had a pony dream last night :D

I just woke up like five minutes ago from an odd dream.   So last night I dreamed that I lived in this apartment complex with the Mane Six. The building we were all in was long two story building with one side. I lived in an apartment on the far left side on the first floor of the building (facing the front) with Twilight. Rarity lived in the one above us, Applejack had one in the middle downstairs, Pinkie Pie never lived in any one apartment, Fluttershy lived upstairs on the opposite end of T
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The grammar Nazi superhero my roommate and I made

Now a little back story: I'm a senior in college. My roommate has enough hours to be a senior but he's still probably 2 more years from actually finishing and getting a degree. But we're roughly the same age and we've been pretty close friends since 8th grade. We found we liked Pokemon (a lot) in high school and gaming is kind of our thing. But we're also pretty imaginative sometimes and we start making up some crazy stuff.   Anyway, this is a running gag between us for the last five or six ye
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I drink milk from the jug because it's good for the environment

I've always been told that drinking milk from the jug is a bad thing. Well, folks, I'm here to convince you that it's a good thing. Now you might say, "But drinking from the jug spreads germs!" And I'll say, "How about a nice, hot cup of SHUT THE HELL UP?!"   So how is drinking milk from the jug good? Well, Johnny boy, when you drink directly from the jug, what is the thing you do not use? A cup. When you don't use a cup, that is a cup that doesn't end up in the sink and that means there are l
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[Borderlands 2] I got two B--ches and I'm willing to share

WARNING: May contain spoilers!   Earlier today, I was playing Borderlands 2 online with my brother on the PSN. I was Lv. 24. He was Lv. 26. And we fought a Lv. 28 BNK-3R. I was very under leveled after he went to check on his sick girlfriend, I decided to farm the BNK-3R and do some level grinding while I was at it. My stuff sucked and I wanted better equipment. The BNK-3R has a chance to drop the legendary weapon Bitch or the legendary shield Sham. I've been looking to get the Bitch for a ve
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I made vibrating pony gifs.

I have too much fun with this kind of shit. And I have too much time on my hands. This is the product of that. Jesus help us all.   MAXIMUM BOOKS       MAXIMUM SMILE       MAXIMUM FATIGUE       MAXIMUM AWESOME       MAXIMUM FABULOUS       MAXIMUM YAY       MAXIMUM BANISHMENT       MAXIMUM RAGE       If you want to use any of these for any reason, go right ahead
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Yaplap needs to do "DO YOU WANNA BUILD A FU*KING SNOWMAN"

And in case don't know who Yaplap is   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHOR9_yMakU   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rKZeHkcg8o   Now that you know, we need to get him to do "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" from Frozen. Just a suggestion
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I accidentally made a Rarity selfie

Just running around killing bandits! #ssdd   *looks at picture* AHHHHH!!!!! Blood! Blood! Get off me, blood!! #filthy #disgusting #blood #selfiesunday
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