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LEGEND OF ZELDA: A RESPIRATORY FUNCTION OF WHICH LUNGS, AN ORGAN FEATURED IN MANY BIOTIC MAMMALS, INTAKE A MODERATE AMOUNT OF A GASEOUS SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS "OXYGEN" OF WHICH IS METAPHORICALLY DESCRIBD AS BEING FREE IN AN UNCONTROLLED ENVIROMENT

Welp, I've decided to write another thing. As I believe I mentioned a while back (it's been a long time, hasn't it?), I would be writing reviews and the like for a few weeks because of all the new games and media that deserves to be bestowed the greatest honor, "My opinion". Now, I'm not exactly sure, but I doubt I've written anything in about two months. Why? I was on vacation and, if memory serves, I was too busy playing the new instant-classic, "Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" on my brot
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MLP MOVIE PREQUEL STORY [lol]

[Spoilers]   Hello and welcome to Edgelord Academy™ where we talk about condiluted backstories, overly emotional ideals, psychotic behaviors, and sibling rivalries. Today's topic: self-inflicting injuries. If you're reading this, it probably means you've been accepted into Edgelord Academy™ by means of mistake or tampering. We only have one rule on our establishment: To type in blood red to express our innermost emotion. Without further ado, strap on your headphones and prepare to blar
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eekwestreea grills: soomer shirts [port uno]

i sopell gud.    Well, I'm officially back from my month-long vacation. Not a lot happened, but I've got a few topics I've thought of while gone; sorry for the spontaneous disappearance.    Regardless, today is my first day back into my own bed. My laptop has been freezing without my endless CS:GO overclock (now back at it!). Now, if there are a few things I'm really looking forward in the upcoming week, it's definitely gotta be the new, second half of the MLP season (which h
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[MLP Movie 2017] HASBRO PULLS ANOTHER FAST ONE AND IT’S A REAL SHAME I’M OUT OF MONEY BECAUSE I COULD REALLY USE SOME MORE TOYS

So. . . I saw the new MLP Movie Trailer. I must say, it looks good. Other than a few continuity errors (which I thought was really nice of ACRacebest to point out), that new “Grubber” character (the one who looks like a Gen 4 Pokemon crossed with Stitch)   +   =  Yeah, that one. He, and a lot of the other new characters, really don’t fit in Equestria. Perhaps it adds on to the whole new, “Creatures from beyond Equestria” (Which, if they do it, I hope to see the map of Equestria expanded
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gabeN STEALS MY WALLET (PART 2)

Welcome back (again)! I’ll pick up where I left off.                 I received my case a week later and sold it at the lowly price of 5 dollars. I tried to keep a bright face as two new keys was better than none. Except, it might as well been none since the only thing I seemed to get out of it was a dumb UMP. However, I remained sharp and instead of buying two glove cases, I only bought one, leaving the rest of the money invested in a shiny new, Spectrum Case.          
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COUNTER STRIKE: FINANCIALLY EXHAUSTED (PART 1)

WELCOME BACK! I hast returned after my longest (and genuinely my most boring) hiatus! Do I regret taking such a long break after “promising” to write more? Yeah. I do. Am I ditching the corporate episode style to the blog? Yes. Why? Because being the owner of an episodic webseries without payment or any kind of royalties and copyrights is dumb and decreases my motivation toward producing content with outstandingly high effort put into it when I can write anything and make it worth reading regard
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HOW 2 GIT GUD (Fighting Is Magic Review)

My Little Pony: Fighting is Magic, is your atypical MLP fighting video game. (I say "atypical" because it's one of the few that are actually GOOD and not run by greedy cooperate business men who actually tempt me into buying into their cheap antics). Personally, I'm not a fan of the fighting genre. Based on opinion and observation, I find the fighting community to be full of toxic competition and many sore losers who are shown to the front door long before a round is over. The games for me are t
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THE MLP MOVIE (Season 4 Premiere)

Welcome back! And I see I'm not the only one who's changed. MLPForums is looking snazzy at best. I like a few of the features they added (like live notifications), but I see they've misplaced a few things (why get rid of the blog covers???). Ah well, I suppose there's nothing to change there.    So what exactly did I do over my break? Nothing much, but I did get to play through the entire "Stranger than Fanfiction" event on the MLP Gameloft game. I managed to make it to 101st plac
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HASBRO PULLS A FAST ONE AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE ANY MORE OF THEIR TOMFOOLERY, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE (MLPMovie 2017)

SO I WAS DROPPED WITH A BIG BOMB THIS MORNING. IT'S ALRIGHT, NOTHING SPECIAL. JUST A FEW BRAND, SPANKIN' NEW, HASBRO-LICENSED, OC PONIES THAT SOMEHOW ARE GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE BIG SCREEN. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY STOLE THEIR IDEAS FROM DEVIANTART OR SOMETHING, NAH . . . NOT AT ALL   BEFORE I START, I'D LIKE TO GIVE A LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LACK OF POSTING. SCHOOL'S GOTTEN ME DOWN, SO WE'VE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY. I'M SURE I'VE SAID THIS A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE, BUT WE'RE WORKING ON S
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THE PAXXY AWARDS (2017)

First thing I want to say is: CC sucks and today I wore a pony shirt everywhere. How cool is that?   Wow, February 2nd? Has it been that long? What have I been doing all this time?     Huh. When did I buy that again? Ah well.   ---   So last month, I purchased tickets for the infamous, "PAX SOUTH 2017". It was only for a single day, but I felt that was enough to satisfy my gaming taste buds. In a sense, it was; but there was still much adventure to be had.   And by ad
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YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW, HORSEVILLE (TEXTEX OF 'MURICA)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW       Okay, back to my mopey "Arial 14".   So last week, I touched ground in the good 'ol US of A! It was quite a ride and I slept not a wink knowing that just across the ocean was the land of opportunity. Don't get me wrong, I've been to America before, but never in a sense of "moving". Y'see, before, it was more of, "Don't worry, we'll eat these burger
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PONE WARS: GAMELOFT STRIKES BACK

Trust me, you'll need this:                                           About two days ago, on an island far, far, away. . .       PONE WARS           EPISODE II       GAMELOFT STRIKES BACK           Now, I wasn't going to ANOTHER one of these, but about two weeks ago, during my CRUSADE toward the other side of the world, I was looking at the MEDIOCRE laptops in a convenience store (laptops in a convenience store, how a
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THE LAST WUTCH_DERGS ENTRY (Probably. Most Likely.)

First and foremost, I'd like to thank everyone for reaching the 5000 view count. Seriously, I don't think I've ever reached a number that big for any of my work. Thank you for everything; it's been a wonderful holiday season. Secondly, no, this is not the special. This entry is simply me writing a review for something that happened two hours ago. I'm working on the special; I've gotta fix up the images in photoshop and I'll go over a few notes. I've been backed up with two new entries (a first)
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REPUB'S HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR 2016 (feat. KFC Chicken)

It's the holidays! You know what that means? It means I've gotta come up with some kind of "Christmas Special" so I can get some kind of BOOST in popularity. But I digress, it's the holidays, a time to sit back, create some debt, worship the chimney-sweeping Coca-Cola dude, Santa Claus, and replay that "NINTENDO 64" meme I love so much.   So let's sit back, relax, and step down to earth with our first-ever:   REPUB'S 2016 HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR A WEEK IN THE LIFE OF REPUB, KING OF REAL
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CORPORATE HASBRO CEO SIMULATOR (My Little Pony: the Gameloft Game)

So for the half-person who waited for my livestream, it was cancelled (whoops ). Reason? Technical errors with the sound. (Not to mention two copyright strikes for a video that wasn't up for a minute)   Beside that, I've got another computer-related blog (it's the last one, probably) on the way cause . . . I GOT A NEW LAPTOP! Finally after a good 8 or so months, I finally have a computer to call my own and respect (I'm looking at you, chromebook). I'll get into the specs later.   What do I
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COUNTER-STRIKE: GLOBALLY REDUNDANT

"I'M GOING TO KYS MYSELF"   During the past week, I had the honor of washing the car for money. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal, but that day was different. Between the writing competition and my daily routine of snorting four "shaft-long" Wonka Pixy-Stixs, I wasn't going to let this opportunity down. What was I going to buy? A Steam Card, of course! Counter-Strike: Global Offensive was on sale for 33% off! That's a whole 5 dollars off! By golly! I wasn't going to miss that for the
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THE NAPOWRIMO BREAK (Season 3)

Aaand . . . we're back. This is probably going to be one of the most controversal seasons due to all the political debacle we've had in the month of November. So without further ado, let's get on the road!   "Just what has RealityPublishing been doing all this month? He hasn't written anything since October!"   For those who don't know, the National Pony Writing Month (NaPoWriMo), an event that challenges all fanfiction authors to writing fifty-thousand words by the end of the month (It's a
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DRUG HOTELS (SoCiAL ExPeRiMeNt GoNe WrOnG)

In the words of Sanic the Hegehog, "xxx_sm0k1ng_1s_4_dumb0t$_xxx"   So I went to visit Japan last year, right? You know how it goes, family trip, you get dragged into going, already been there a thousand times . . . couldn't get any more complicated than that, right? Well, I wouldn't exactly say it was "complicated", but it was certainly something . . . different.   Firstly, I'll start with the present. I'm doing the "National Pony Writing Month" with my entry being, "My Little Pony:
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THE PRE-READER POSSE (Fanfiction Philosophy)

VIEWERS BEWARE, YOU BE IN FOR A SCARE   Wow, that added no depth to the entry whatsoever. Huh.   So where in the world was RealityPublishing? It's been a week an literally no one missed him! Not even the PonyCrush people! Well? I've been sitting around playing Fallout: Tactics, writing more fanfictions, force feeding Boku No Pico to my note-taking accomplice, and waiting in line for Blackjrxiii's newest hit (It features Applejack. I'll dig anything with my fiance' in it). Pretty busy we
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WATCH_DOGS 2002 (IRLOMGWTFLOL)

By golly, it's another story about computers! Gee whiz, I feel like I did an intro like this before. . . huh. Ah well, this story is a bit more entertaining and jammed packed with suspense! (Nah, probably not.) Oh, and if you didn't understand the second half of that title, here's a translation, "In Real Life Oh My Gosh Wut The Fack Laugh Out Loud". Damn, am I the only one who remembers what "Lol" stands for? Now I really feel old. . .   Anyway, on to the REAL intro!                  
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HOW TO GET ALL THE MARES/COLTS/PONIES/STALLIONS/HORSES IN 7 EASY STEPS (My PonyCrush Experience)

Here it is! After 2 days of waiting, wishing, wanting, dying, and becoming resurrect, I've finally experienced just about all of PonyCrush, minus the. . . crush part. Let me just start by saying, PonyCrush is a million times better than BronyMate. Yes, PonyCrush is a newer site, but at least you don't have to pay for everything (something I learned when walking into the Br0nyM8 Q&A). Seriously, a year long subscription is about 250 bucks! Who's gonna pay for that?   "Ahem," *bows with resp
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THE MIGHTY FACE REVEAL (100% WORKING NO SURVEYS)

When you have nothing going on in life, what do you do?   F-F-F FACE REVEAL   Yep, this is a totally legit face reveal 100% no lying complete real photo taken by experts and their mothers.     Is this image real or fake?   -RealityPublishing (with yet again, another bad blog entry)
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ASS-ASS-IN'S ROGUE: NX REVEAL (Screaming my lungs out until I can't breathe even if it killed me)

Yes, I know I haven't been writing as much as I used to, but I figured I'd let my last entry sink in for a bit. So what have I been doing? Sitting around, playing Xbox, and screaming my lungs out, but I'll get to that one in a few. Considering I've missed a few days, I'll try to knock out a couple of reviews in one entry. How does that sound?   First thing on the menu? Assassin's Creed: Rogue. Why? Well, because it's. . . new in my library? I don't know, just bear with me to the end.   Assas
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THE GENERATION 3 DRINKING GAME

LIFE. OUR FINAL DECISION. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE PONY, NOTEWORTHY. HIS ONE-NIGHT MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW GENS, TO SEEK OUT NEW MARES AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS, TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO COLT HAS GONE BEFORE RealityPublishing Copyright 2016. Don't sue me   OH YES! I've been waiting to talk about this one! OOOOOH BOY! The fun I had.   Following my last entry, I mentioned that I checked out a MLP G3 DVD from the library and that I'd be watching it that night. I kept my word,
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HOW I BECAME A BRONY (My First Brony Anniversary)

THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE. I have now officially invested myself into the vast world of Equestria and all they hold. Yeah, probably. Anyway, the day has finally come to celebrate my very first anniversary of belonging to this wonderful fandom. It's been quite a journey with a few ups and downs, but nothing too noteworthy (yeah right. Read my blog )   But anyway, for those very, very few avid readers who actually spend their time to read my blog would know that it's my anniversary today. Exactl
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