This is the best writing suggestion kit for everyone. Don't deny it, it's perfect.

1. Avoid Alliteration. Always.

2. Prepositions are not a good word to end with.

3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They're old hat.

4. Get rid of shortened words, abbreviations, etc.

5. One does not simply generalize.

6. Comparisons are just as bad as cliches.

Seven: Stay consistent in your writing.

8. Be more or less specific.

9. Exaggerations are a billion times worse than understatement.

10. Don't use more words than is necessary. It's highly superfluous.

11. Who needs rhetorical questions?

12. Profanity sucks ass.

13. Eliminate quotations. As once said by Ralph Waldo Emerson said "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know"

14. Understatement is always best.

15. Fragments? Eliminate.

17. Don't skip anything.

18. Foreign words and phrases are not apropros.

19. Puns should be sentenced to death.

20. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

21. Be more original. Don't just reference something and add stuff in to make it seem like you thought of it all (btw, this is based off Frank L. Visco's poem)