1. I blame Simon for the fact, that Sepp Blatter is still FIFA president

2. I blame Simon for System of a Down breaking up

3. I blame Simon for Michael Bay and that he still can direct movies

4. I blame Simon for John Cena being at the top for the last 10 Years

5. I blame Simon for Spike at your service, which is the worst episode in MLP history

6. I blame Simon for the bad mainstream music that we have these days

7. I blame Simon for me not being able to be with my LZRD WZRD

8. I blame Simon for all the drama that is going on in the fandom

9. I blame Simon for the gaming industry going downhill

10. I blame Simon for being Simon

He's really the worst