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S2E03: "Lesson Zero"


PrymeStriker

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It's February 29th, and you know what that means...

 

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No, seriously, do you know what that means? 'Cause I don't.

 

Well, when you figure it out, get back to me. On to "Lesson Zero". Here's an interesting episode that exists. I remember this episode getting a lot of praise back in the day, but now I'm seeing a lot more negative criticism regarding it. And you guys know how much I love reading bitchy negative criticism that isn't my own. So one mission of mine while watching this episode will be to figure out what exactly disenchanted people about "Lesson Zero". The other is to find out where the fuck Luna is, because I'm getting pissed off again. So, without further ado, "Lesson Zero".

 

This is a spoilers review, so if you haven't seen this episode, turn your textbooks to page 1.

 

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Okee-doke, so this episode begins with Twilight Sparkle writing a checklist about how to write a checklist, the first step of this checklist being to write a checklist about writing a checklist. Well, that's still a more flowing narrative than "Crusaders of the Lost Mark". You bet your bitch-ass there's CMC in this episode, and I've come prepared with some A-class "Crusaders of the Lost Fuck-Up" insults! Anyways, the new title sequence plays (all of one scene is altered) and when we come back, Twilight has ventured to Sugarcube Corner to pick up some cupcakes for a picnic. However, the 13 cupcakes cannot be divided equally between six friends (fuck Spike I guess) and so Twilight's OCD kicks in, forcing her to "fix" the cupcakes.

 

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...Purple ponies can't bake for shit.

 

When they get home, Spike mentions the fact that they haven't yet written a letter to Princess Celestia, which triggers Twilight. Why, you my ask? OH, of course! There's a DEADLINE that she has to meet EVERY WEEK in solving friendship problems. There's two obvious problems with this. 1) Where did this deadline come from? We've never heard of it before, and it's never mentioned afterwards due to the events of the resolve, so WTF. 2) This deadline doesn't make any fucking sense. Why would Princess Celestia ASSUME that there will be some kind of friendship crisis EVERY WEEK?! If you've got friend problems every goddamned week, it's time to look for new fuckin' friends. *sigh*, Well, anyways, Twilight gets extremely nervous, worried that if she doesn't get her letter in by sundown, she'll be... LE GASP... TARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEfff!

 

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That's why I choose Colgate Ultra Brite Advanced Whitening Toothpaste!

 

Fearing she'll be sent back to Kindergarten for missing the deadline (what the fuck?), Twilight deduces that she must solve a friendship problem by the end of the day. So she asks Spike if he's got any problems, troubles, or conundrums that she as a g00000000000000d friend could help him solve. Spike tells her to fuck herself. She then commits suicide.

 

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The End.

 

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So she goes out looking for some trouble when she stumbles upon Rarity's scream. Apparently, the worst possible thing has happened. She lost some ribbon thing she needed to make a dress or something. While Twilight's monologuing about how she could help, Rarity finds it and tells the purple pony to stop trespassing on her property before she shoots her up. Twilight then visits Applejack, where this is happening:

 

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Rainbow Dash is pissed off at Applejack because she wouldn't do a mudplay photoshoot.

 

Actually, Applejack wanted Rainbow Dash to break apart the barn because it was old and jolly well fucked. So Rainbow Dash blew it right the fuck up. Disappointed, Twilight assumes Fluttershy is scared of something and looks to help her. She doesn't need help. This is when Twilight starts to snap. She goes crazy, starts talking to herself in the reflection of water, when Spike suggests she should just calm down and go to the fucking picnic. She does, but not to enjoy herself. No, no, no, she still wants to solve a friendship problem! So when Twilight opens up to her friends about her issue, they laugh like dickholes.

 

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Laugh it up, why don't you. Do I need to make you a transgender again, Fluttershy? And Rarity, did I tell you to stop waxing my candlesticks?!

 

Well, since her friends refuse to help her, Twilight deduces that she should create a friendship problem to solve. So she looks up a spell that will make ponies attracted to her pet doll Smarty Pants and throws it to the CMC so they'll fight over it. What a manipulative witch! I told you we shouldn't have let purple ponies in this goddamn town! Speaking of this goddamned town, the "charm" spell that she put on Smarty Pants not only infects the CMC, but also Big Mac after he tries to intervene. Then as he runs psychotically around town, he puts all of Ponyville under the charm spell of Smarty Pants, so EVERYONE wants this doll. It's like a fucking brony convention in this bitch.

 

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"It's just as I prophesied, Applejack. The Coming of the Smarty Pants has arrived. Go, my disciple! Herd my followers to the temples for shelter!"

 

It is nightfall, the deadline is missed, and Ponyville has gone insane. For once, Princess Celestia decides to get off her ass and do something, undoing the spell on Ponyville and scolding Twilight. The other five now realize that Twilight wasn't bullshitting, and get worried that they'll never see their token purple friend again. Back at the library, Celestia reveals what we all know -- the deadline is bullshit and she never needed to meet it. Of course, Twilight put all of Ponyville in jeopardy, but we'll overlook that because fuck it, you're gonna be a princess some day. This is when her friends come to her rescue, trying to save her from being punished, and Celestia decides to play along by pretending like they're actually making a case. This is actually a pretty badass move from her; I like it.

 

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I wonder how awkward it is for Pinkie Pie to be begging Celestia for forgiveness, considering their religions are rivals?

 

Celestia states that from this day forward, the "deadline" is no more. Remember when it was? No? Well, too bad, it's no more now. She finally flies off back to Canterlot to find Luna and Twilight and her friends have a group friendship happy moment or something.

 

And so concludes "Lesson Zero".

 

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I think I rated this a 10/10 back in the day, so let me start about saying this is by no means a 10/10.

 

There are some glaring issues, the biggest of which being the fact that there was never a deadline for the "Dear Princess Celestia" letters ever mentioned before this episode, so they essentially made up the deadline for this episode to get rid of it by the end. Genius writing on the writer's part. On top of that, even if there was a deadline, it's stupid as fuck to have a deadline for those letters. Assuming that there'll be a goddamned friendship problem every fucking week is stupid. I've gone months, even years without a "friendship problem", so I'd be missing serious "grades" if this were me. So this aspect of the episode is really dumb.

 

However, I do like Twilight and Spike's characterization in this episode, and that was one of the strongest points of "Lesson Zero" even back when I first watched it. While the flaws now overshadow this for me, I can still appreciate that they attempted to expand Twilight's teased OCDs through the series, and showed what happens when she can't come full circle with these OCDs. In the end, "Lesson Zero" does feel like a poor man's "Party of One", but it has it's merits regardless. I'll give "Lesson Zero" an 8/10 overall. Still, what the fuck was the writer smoking when they thought of the deadline? In fact, who the fuck wrote this epi-

 

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MEGHAN!

 

I forgot! We lost Faust, but we get.......MEGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Wait, WHAT'S THIS?!?!?!?!

 

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MEGHAN!??!?!??!!!!??/!??!!?!/111/1/1.3l,2lk3??!

 

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I don't know who I am anymore. :blink:

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Hey Prymestryker, I would like to ask if I can offer a rebuttal to the points you made in this review please. I did enjoyed some of stuff in this review, but I feel there are points I wish to point out.

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Hey Prymestryker, I would like to ask if I can offer a rebuttal to the points you made in this review please. I did enjoyed some of stuff in this review, but I feel there are points I wish to point out.

 

You may proceed.

 

You don't need permission, BTW. :P

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Okay, thank you Prymestriker. To begin:

 

I disagree with the notion there is no predetermined deadline as Celestia said this from Swarm of the Century:

 

 

Princess Celestia: Before I have to go, would you care to give me your latest report on the "magic of friendship" in person?

Twilight Sparkle: My... report?

Princess Celestia: Haven't you learned anything about friendship?

 

 

It implies to me that Celestia does expect Twilight to deliver a friendship report at a predetermined time or otherwise she wouldn't have asked if she had a friendship report ready to be delivered in person or letter.

 

 

I'll explain why I view Lesson Zero so favorably in that:

 

 

1. It was the first non two parter that no longer held the educational label that season 1 had. The many insane feats like Rainbow Dash destroying a barn in a glorious nuclear explosion, Flutershy seemingly snapping a bear's neck, and Twilight blowing up a ball via telefrag was all delibrately done to show off of how far Meghan can push the new Y rating label. It was essentially the series growing up and stretching it's new longer limbs after what it had to be restricted to in season 1. Many future slice of life episodes followed suit after.

 

 

2. It allowed the series to not only no longer be held by giving a tacked on friendship lesson each episode, but it also no longer required Twilight to be forcibly involved in every episode. Those two I mentioned were huge for the series as now future episodes don't have to be concerned for what friendship lesson or what role Twilight has to have in whatever episodes that season 1 had to be put under.

 

 

Pair those two with giving one of Twilight's best characterized episodes in the series and you have a great episode in my eyes

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Okay, thank you Prymestriker. To begin:

 

I disagree with the notion there is no predetermined deadline as Celestia said this from Swarm of the Century:

 

 

Princess Celestia: Before I have to go, would you care to give me your latest report on the "magic of friendship" in person?

Twilight Sparkle: My... report?

Princess Celestia: Haven't you learned anything about friendship?

 

 

It implies to me that Celestia does expect Twilight to deliver a friendship report at a predetermined time or otherwise she wouldn't have asked if she had a friendship report ready to be delivered in person or letter.

 

 

I'll explain why I view Lesson Zero so favorably in that:

 

 

1. It was the first non two parter that no longer held the educational label that season 1 had. The many insane feats like Rainbow Dash destroying a barn in a glorious nuclear explosion, Flutershy seemingly snapping a bear's neck, and Twilight blowing up a ball via telefrag was all delibrately done to show off of how far Meghan can push the new Y rating label. It was essentially the series growing up and stretching it's new longer limbs after what it had to be restricted to in season 1. Many future slice of life episodes followed suit after.

 

 

2. It allowed the series to not only no longer be held by giving a tacked on friendship lesson each episode, but it also no longer required Twilight to be forcibly involved in every episode. Those two I mentioned were huge for the series as now future episodes don't have to be concerned for what friendship lesson or what role Twilight has to have in whatever episodes that season 1 had to be put under.

 

 

Pair those two with giving one of Twilight's best characterized episodes in the series and you have a great episode in my eyes

 

I agree with the two strengths you listed, so no arguments there. However, as I mentioned in the review, even though that quote exists and it implies that there was some sort of expectation of the letter, a deadline for them is still a stupid idea. Expecting a letter every week about a friendship problem means that you expect there to be some kind of issue and/or crisis every week, which is extremely sadistic of Princess Celestia. Even so, I'm not sure that one off-hand quote is enough to support the concept of a deadline, especially since it was only mentioned there (for a different purpose entirely) and in this episode, where it was abolished. If you were only going to use the "deadline" prominently in one episode, there's no effects of getting rid of it, so it still feels like a plot contrivance. 

 

I still like "Lesson Zero" as a good episode, but I don't think it's flawless anymore.

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I agree with the two strengths you listed, so no arguments there. However, as I mentioned in the review, even though that quote exists and it implies that there was some sort of expectation of the letter, a deadline for them is still a stupid idea. Expecting a letter every week about a friendship problem means that you expect there to be some kind of issue and/or crisis every week, which is extremely sadistic of Princess Celestia. Even so, I'm not sure that one off-hand quote is enough to support the concept of a deadline, especially since it was only mentioned there (for a different purpose entirely) and in this episode, where it was abolished. If you were only going to use the "deadline" prominently in one episode, there's no effects of getting rid of it, so it still feels like a plot contrivance. 

 

I still like "Lesson Zero" as a good episode, but I don't think it's flawless anymore.

 

Thank you, now onto the timetable.

 

Since when is deciding to introduce a definite timetable for the letters a bad thing? We know there is a case for that she has time for each letter to be delivered and the quote implies it as such. Putting in a weekly timetable for Twilight to deliver is nothing terrible as we already have knowledge before hand that Twilight has a timetable to deal with, all Lesson Zero did was give us a clear answer for how long it is.

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Thank you, now onto the timetable. Since when is deciding to introduce a definite timetable for the letters a bad thing? We know there is a case for that she has time for each letter to be delivered and the quote implies it as such. Putting in a weekly timetable for Twilight to deliver is nothing terrible as we already have knowledge before hand that Twilight has a timetable to deal with, all Lesson Zero did was give us a clear answer for how long it is.

 

I'm not blaming "Lesson Zero" for introducing nor reinforcing a time table. I'm talking about the sadistic nature of wanting receive one letter every week about how she solved or learned from a friendship problem. Again, this is Celestia assuming that there's going to be a problem every week, and realistically, this is not the case in strong friendships or friend groups. Having a friendship problem every week is a pretty clear sign that you need to find new friends.

 

This ties into one of my complaints with the series overall, especially prevalent in later seasons, when they treat friendship as if it's a religion where you must believe in it and do everything mortally possible, even taking it to far extremes, to salvage your friendship. They never rarely consider actually not clicking with another person or finding other friend groups when one obviously isn't working. That's all that complaint in particular is -- it showcases the unrealistic nature of the time table vs. the subject of the letters. 

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I'm not blaming "Lesson Zero" for introducing nor reinforcing a time table. I'm talking about the sadistic nature of wanting receive one letter every week about how she solved or learned from a friendship problem. Again, this is Celestia assuming that there's going to be a problem every week, and realistically, this is not the case in strong friendships or friend groups. Having a friendship problem every week is a pretty clear sign that you need to find new friends.

 

This ties into one of my complaints with the series overall, especially prevalent in later seasons, when they treat friendship as if it's a religion where you must believe in it and do everything mortally possible, even taking it to far extremes, to salvage your friendship. They never rarely consider actually not clicking with another person or finding other friend groups when one obviously isn't working. That's all that complaint in particular is -- it showcases the unrealistic nature of the time table vs. the subject of the letters.

 

Providing a written paragraph report on a certain topic and what you learned is not very much to do, especially for a bookworm like Twilight. I don't consider it unrealistic as in college, such assignments are expected to be done such give a brief on any news subject each time you show up for class. Twilight is still Celestia's student at that point so it makes sense for her to try to complete an assignment on an expected date lest she earn a displeased glance for her lack of initiative.

 

Considering the nature of the show and the group's dynamic in general, friendship would have to be an important thing for them lest the tree of harmony not view them worthy of it's intention. Granted, there were a few times where I did felt the extension of friendship was unnecessary so I'll agree it is not perfect, but I don't view it bad either and don't see a need for tremendous changes to the show's core formula.

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Providing a written paragraph report on a certain topic and what you learned is not very much to do, especially for a bookworm like Twilight. I don't consider it unrealistic as in college, such assignments are expected to be done such give a brief on any news subject each time you show up for class.

 

I understand. I'm not arguing that providing a written paragraph report is unrealistic. Solving a friendship problem every week is unrealistic. Therefore, writing to Celestia periodically when you've learned something is much more ideal than being on a mission to constantly look for trouble all the time. Because it becomes just that: a mission to look for trouble, not a mission to make new friends. A flaw in Celestia's logic? Possibly, I can see where it might be akin to a teacher requiring assignment submissions every week, but in the context of what she actually has to report, it's very awkward and pretty stupid a requirement. I'll still blame this episode for highlighting it and making it a messy plot tool. It doesn't gel well at all for me either way.

 

 

Twilight is still Celestia's student at that point so it makes sense for her to try to complete an assignment on an expected date lest she earn a displeased glance for her lack of initiative.

 

Considering the nature of the show and the group's dynamic in general, friendship would have to be an important thing for them lest the tree of harmony not view them worthy of it's intention. Granted, there were a few times where I did felt the extension of friendship was unnecessary so I'll agree it is not perfect, but I don't view it bad either and don't see a need for tremendous changes to the show's core formula.

 

I agree with all of this, although I don't want to change the show's formula, I was pointing out that "Lesson Zero" is one of the examples of this show's borderline obsession with friendship going way too far (in relationship to the aforementioned time table, not Twilight's characterization............though it could be argued....................).

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Nice review, I had a couple of chuckles as I read it. :)

 

I understood the deadline thing to be a bit of a meta-joke. The show generally airs a new episode each week, hence the "once a week" deadline. It's like in the song Art of the Dress, where there is a line about "make sure it stays within our budget," even though there is literally no other indication that Rarity is asking for payment. The song itself makes references to different kinds of "problem clients", even though it strictly speaking doesn't make sense in-universe.

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Nice review, I had a couple of chuckles as I read it. :)

 

I understood the deadline thing to be a bit of a meta-joke. The show generally airs a new episode each week, hence the "once a week" deadline. It's like in the song Art of the Dress, where there is a line about "make sure it stays within our budget," even though there is literally no other indication that Rarity is asking for payment. The song itself makes references to different kinds of "problem clients", even though it strictly speaking doesn't make sense in-universe.

 

Aaaah.

 

That's a funnier idea, then. :D

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I understand. I'm not arguing that providing a written paragraph report is unrealistic. Solving a friendship problem every week is unrealistic. Therefore, writing to Celestia periodically when you've learned something is much more ideal than being on a mission to constantly look for trouble all the time. Because it becomes just that: a mission to look for trouble, not a mission to make new friends. A flaw in Celestia's logic? Possibly, I can see where it might be akin to a teacher requiring assignment submissions every week, but in the context of what she actually has to report, it's very awkward and pretty stupid a requirement. I'll still blame this episode for highlighting it and making it a messy plot tool. It doesn't gel well at all for me either way.

 

 

 

I agree with all of this, although I don't want to change the show's formula, I was pointing out that "Lesson Zero" is one of the examples of this show's borderline obsession with friendship going way too far (in relationship to the aforementioned time table, not Twilight's characterization............though it could be argued....................).

 

I see what you mean, forcing a friendship lesson can be problematic. It's why I think it may have been an idea this episode decided to poke fun of the idea of forcing friendship lessons as it was exactly what Twilight did throughout the episode when she couldn't come up with a report so she tried to make one up instead by deliberately causing problems, which the episode admonished her for it for all the crap she caused.

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