I hope this isn't a serious question but here's what I would do....

are you ready?

I'd insist rather forcefully that she becomes my waifu..... lol (slaps himself for saying such a stupid phrase)

first of, i would get an appointment with Princess Twilight Sparkle. then tell her my story and maybe she helps me. if not... then i've got myself a revenge mission to take back my cutie mark and get Starlight to justice.

I hope this isn't a serious question but here's what I would do....

 

are you ready?

 

I'd insist rather forcefully that she becomes my waifu..... lol (slaps himself for saying such a stupid phrase)

It was meant to be a serious question what would you do? It seems like no one takes anything seriously anymore when you're trying to get a decent answer from someone. (I'm not trying to be mean) But, what would you do?