Today I was playing Metal Slug 3 and I hit my personal best.

I hate to admit this but I SUCK at Metal Slug! I can't beat the game without going past 30 continues... until today. Today just felt different, I felt as if I was one with the game... I felt as if I was the one running around with a Rocket Launcher and raining destruction on my foes. Just kidding! I've been playing the game nonstop all day trying to figure out patterns to beat the game with as few continues as possible. It was hard, my fingers were actually hurting and I needed to pee REALLY bad (and I was about to go use the restroom) but I hit a point in the factory level where I got ambushed by enemies. Green Soldiers a level above me and on my level were lobbing grenades, shooting rifles and firing rockets (or at least a slow projectile) my way. Some even had riot shields which usually give me problems but today I hit my limit, I went ultra instinct. Armed with my laser gun, I dodged all of the projectiles and killed all the enemies on screen. I swear it was like playing Touhou! All was well, even when I got to Morden the fight was easy; although, they did provide you with a mounted machine gun to take him out with but still. In the end I beat the game with 24 continues, yay!

To end this off I've got one word for you...

W O K E