Hey.  Y'know what really grinds my gears?  Xbox updates.

Now, it's not really the frequency of updates that annoys me, but how colossal they are, and how frigging long they take.  Every time there's an update, it's 500 f*ckin MB, and it takes like two hours to install.  Compare that to Steam on a PC, which takes just a few seconds to update (with the same internet connection, I might add).  I just did a new Steam install recently, and it had to get all the updates, and it still only took a few minutes.  With Xbox, it's like, if it has to update, then just leave the console on, turn the tv off, and go take a shower and have dinner and maybe it will be done by the time you get back.  Why are the updates so agonizing?!  Well, I guess I shouldn't be at all surprised, after all this is from the good folks who brought us Windows Updates!