Hey. Y'know what really grinds my gears? Deckled book edges.
I'm talkin' 'bout this sh*t:
I won't buy a book with this bullsh*t. You can't thumb through it. It's garbage. Who thought this was a good idea? They do it to create the illusion of it being a fancy, ancient, old tome of great value, like something recovered from Da Vinci's workshop, but in reality it's just annoying and pointless. I hate deckled edges so much. Whoever had the bright idea to start doing this on modern novels should be put in a stockade and pelted with rotten fruit. F*ck deckled edges.