Hey.  Y'know what really grinds my gears?  Sneezing.  Oh, damn, does this one grind my gears to a f*cking halt.

I sneeze more than most people.  I don't have any specific, acute allergies, just more sneezing than average.  I don't really mind sneezing too much, but it's the inevitable, annoying chore than comes afterward.  I absolutely cannot sneeze without then blowing my nose afterwards.  It is completely impossible.  Many a time I have tried to resist.  I'll sneeze and then sit there saying, "I'm not gonna do it.  I don't have to do it.  I'm not gonna do it.  I am the master of my own nose."  I'll sit there sniffing for five or ten minutes, then give up and blow.  I hate it so much.  Interrupts my work all the time.  Makes me want to smash my nose with a hammer.