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Episode 125 - Inching Out Before the Light Changes

Justin_Case001

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Hey.  Y'know what really grinds my gears?  When drivers stopped at a red light take their foot off the brake and start coasting out into the intersection, inching their nose out before the light turns green.  I hate this behavior so, SO f*cking much.  WHY DO YOU GOTTA DO THAT??!!  WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO F*CKING IMPATIENT??!!  It's not gonna get you there any faster!!  Do these ding dongs actually think that they're saving tons of time??  IT DOES NOTHING!!  Why can't you just chill the f*ck out and wait until it changes??!! 

Being this impatient does not save you time, does not get you anywhere faster, does not allow you to complete your tasks faster and have more time for leisure, does not help you do anything more efficiently, and most important of all, does not make you happier.  All it does it make you angry and stressed all the time.  So just CHILL THE F*CK OUT.

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Fluttershutter

I don't really creep out very much but I always want to get there fast. It drives me nuts when people take forever to get up to full speed from a stoplight. There are people behind you. If you don't have anywhere to be maybe they do. Just move it!

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On 2023-07-17 at 7:38 AM, Fluttershutter said:

It drives me nuts when people take forever to get up to full speed from a stoplight. There are people behind you.

This is a case for why self-driving cars can't get here soon enough.  Well, I mean, obviously self-driving cars exist, but, well, you know what I mean.  The time when all the bugs are worked out and they're rolled out in full force.  Like the cars in I, Robot.  That time can't get here soon enough.  With cars like that, every car would just start simultaneously in perfect unison, and there would be no slow trickle as each car gradually starts rolling.  It would increase efficiency and decrease collisions massively.  But I fear that people will simply never get on board with it because of the irrational bias that having our erratic ape brains in control is safer.

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