So it all started when... let's say his name is Bob to keep his personal info anonymous, we don't want to give out names unless it's essential because it gives this show a bad reputation! Well anyways, it all started when Bob was on break at his full-time job. This was his first break of the day, though he's been working this full-time job for several years now so at this point it's second nature. So his routine began with walking into the breakroom and using the company coffee-maker to have a regular cup of caffeinated coffee. He then proceeded to eat 2 donuts from the free donuts box that the company set on the table next to the coffee. This was all he needed to make it to the lunch break, he's a simple man. It was at this time though that Bob encountered something that was part of his routine - you see, the company had hired double the workforce yesterday to help run the new department in the facility. Unfortunately the company didn't finish the additional breakroom yet, as there's no power in it. So Bob was just minding his own business when a large crowd came into the breakroom at full speed (these new workers were still under tight supervision so they were forced to walk fast to the breakroom and back to work afterwards). It was chaos, and Bob was suddenly reminded of those Black Friday crowds. Workers on break were everywhere, and the noise and lack of space was starting to bother Bob, so he decided to end his break early. It was frustrating, but eventually Bob calmed down when he went back into his normal routine for that day.

The other breaks he had were much better because he just went outside rather than stay in the breakroom. Sure enough, the day was over for Bob. When he was going back home from work, he was talking to his roommate. The roommate, let's call him Jimmy, said, "how was your day?". Well first thing that came to Bob's mind was that overcrowding incident. "During my first break it was chaos", Bob said, "because crowds of workers from the new department came into the breakroom way too fast for me to comprehend, so I had to end my break faster than normal". Jimmy commented, "hah, so you took a breakfast!" Bob, unaware of how popular that word would be, said, "Don't be silly and talk nonsense, it was an intense break!". But little did they know that Jimmy would go on to tell his coworkers about Bob's story and Jimmy's made-up term "breakfast", and they told their coworkers, and such was the beginning of the usage of the word "breakfast".

TL;DR - A guy named Bob had to take a break fast and his roommate made a joke and said Bob took a breakfast, and such was the beginning of the word breakfast.

(is the turtle really losing when it's preserving energy for after the break?)