I'm probably gonna take some heat for this one, but I don't care.

Y'know what really grinds my gears?  Gender reveals.  Especially the big, lavish parties.  The entire concept of elaborate gender reveals is one of the stupidest, most asinine things humanity has ever created, and is one of the things that has probably caused super advanced aliens to look at us from orbit and go, "nope", and continue on their merry way.

Yeah, let's spend a bunch of money and resources and pollute the environment with a bunch of garbage just to tell everyone something that we could say by just speaking one word.  Let's release balloons that are just going to land somewhere and be more plastic waste, let's throw f*cking confetti everywhere make a huge f*cking mess, let's fill the air with colored smoke, and let's have a f*cking crop duster do a flyby with colored powder sh*t, and for what?  So everyone can get excited and applaud?  What else do you expect them to do?!  I mean, seriously, think about this for a second--is there any outcome that will result in a different reaction??  Is the audience hoping for one over the other?  I mean, if so, they're certainly not going to say it!  You think the audience is going to boo and hiss depending on the color?  They just cheer either f*cking way!  What else are they gonna do??!  There is NO F*CKING POINT!

Gender reveal... PFFFFT.    *Spits on ground*  So stupid.  Either wait until the little urchin is born, or if you wanna tell people sooner, then just tell them.  Y'know, with your mouth hole.