Shipping Silliness on Forums - KPVN News
KPVN, Seaddle -- As thousands descended upon the seaside city of Seaddle over Hearts & Hooves weekend, millions more across Equestria expressed shock and outrage over the shipping-related events that transpired on a website hosted just to the north in Vanhoover.
"Raaaawwwr, I couldn’t believe what I was reading that I came out of hiding," said the local Sasquatch.
On a seemingly harmless MLP Forums Hearts & Hooves event, ponies were asked to comment on their favorite couples. However, out of the blue, the event organizer decided to all but incite a riot.
“Wouldn't it be funny if we shipped @Ice Princess Silky <3 with @Luna the Great of all the Russias because she doesn't let him read?” read the post by Event Coordinator Dynamo Pad.
"I mean opposites attract, but those two? Rrrrrrreally?" wondered Sasquatch.
And it wasn’t long before usually peaceful forum site turned on the respected admin Silky as the subject of a ship with a Russian version of the princess of the night.
Quote“I vote Silky and Luna the greatest of Russia for shipping” (Source)
Quote“Best ship: @Ice Princess Silky <3 x @Luna the Great of all the Russias" (Source)
Even Ponyville resident and Element of Harmony, Pinkie Pie, decided to opine.
Quote“I approve on the shipping of @Ice Princess Silky <3 and @Luna the Great of all the Russias" (Source)
Ponies and other creatures took to the streets to voice their displeasure.
"This is like Chrysalis and Flufflepuff where the pink one is harassing the dark one," said Fish in a Tank. A comment with similar sentiment to what Shiny Silvermoon commented,
Quote“Even Chrysalis x Fluffle Puff don't stand a chance against @Ice Princess Silky <3 x @Luna the Great of all the Russias"
Even fan art was created of the two.
Quote“I feel a little bit of chemistry on this image” (source)
A protesting duck added, "Right mate. None of the strawberry milk in the world could fix the damage done to society."
We received an exclusive official royal proclamation from Princess Star Silk, herself. It states:
“Hear ye, hear ye. Attention ponies of the Forums. You are all dorks, and I will not stand for these obvious acts of trolling. However, your efforts are futile, for I declare that the real best ship shall be Dynamo Pad and Treeglow Flicker.”
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