They will teach me how to treat a lady since im doing it wrong apparently.

Your first lesson: Shitting on a lady is NOT a way to win her heart. Instead, maybe you could get the lady a bouquet of flowers; a box of chocolates or something.

I thought i might blog this due to how much i lost it. I was just uber frustrated with writers block when i got a notification i was quoted. When i looked at the post, i seriously busted out laughing for a good minute or two. I thank Hylian for the good laugh.

Source: The user above you is your mentor