So it's nice to think that Stellafera likes Apple Family Reunion wholly because it's deeeeeep and has character development and whatnot, but that's not true. Contrary to what they forced me to say on that MLP Forums Conspiracy thread, I am human, after all. I don't like things just for logical reasons. Only about half of my appreciation for the episode is cerebral and thoughtful. The other half is APPLEJACK BEING AMAZINGLY AMAZING AT BEING AMAZING. AMAZINGLY.

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Applejack starts the episode BY LOOKING SUPER HAPPY AND MAKING AWESOME COMMENTS BECAUSE SHE IS A HILARIOUS GENIUSSS.

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Applejack is BEST AND HARDWORKING AND UP FOR ANY CHALLENGE JUST LIKE THAT NO ADVANCE WARNING BECAUSE THAT'S HOW BEST PONY ROLLS AND YOU BETTER DEAL WITH IT OR ELSE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LOOK AT AJ CRYING GIFs FOR HOURS.

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Applejack is super practical and focused and SUPER SMART because she can figure out that cryptic as heck Granny Smith method and I know I couldn't but I guess that's why I'm not BEST PONY then and I bet even Twilight COULDN'T GET THAT BECAUSE SHE ISN'T AWESOME ENOUGH

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APPLEJACK ENJOY YOUR INFINITY HUGS BECAUSE YOU ARE SO STRONG AND YOU ARE AN ORPHAN AND YOU JUST DEAL WITH IT BUT YOU STILL NEED THE HUGS ON THE INSIDE AND YOU TOTALLY DESERVE THEM ALL BTW YOU ARE LIKE BEST SISTER EVER BUT I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR ALL THE IMAGES OF YOUR AMAZINGNESS LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO MAN

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I feel kinda bad for the other ponies here I mean THEY CANT EVEN COMPETE EVERYTHING THEY DO AJ IS BETTER PINKIE PIE BOUNCES BUT AJ DOES IT CUTER TWILIGHT MAKES LISTS BUT AJ MAKES BETTER ONES RARITY'S HAIR GOES ALL SUITED FOR SUCCESS BUT AJ'S IS JUST SO FLUFFY like again Im sorry guys its not your fault its just that you arent Applejack like Twilight your destiny is being an alicorn and Rainbow Dash you do the sonic rainboom and AJ's destiny is BEING AMAZING its a fact of life sorry have a nice day

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THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING IN MY LIFE EVER I DONT EVEN CARE IF I USED THIS LIKE 5 TIMES BEFORE SHES JUST SO HAPPY YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR I KNOW I SAID AJ GETS INFINITY HUGS BUT I WAS WRONG SHE GETS INFINITY PLUS ONE HUGS ON TOP OF INFINITY ALSO FOR AJ THAT RACE IS SUPER EASY THATS WHY SHE MADE IT LIKE THAT BECAUSE SHE'S A FREAKING BAD*** AND SHE JUST DOES THIS ALL IN HER SLEEP ALL DAY EVERY DAY ITS HER MORNING ROUTINE SO SHE JUST EXPECTS THAT EVERYONE CAN BE AS AWESOME AS HER BUT

And how do you even make apple fritters awesomely I don't know but APPLEJACK CAN so I guess you better ask her after you are done with DYING ON THE FLOOR SQUEEING how can you make cooking apple fritters adorable I dunno but APPLEJACK CAN how do you make taking pictures adorable please applejack teach me I like photography I want to be adorable at doing photography but I CANT

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SHES JUST SO EXCITE THAT IT WILL WORK IT IS INFECTIOUS LIKE WORSE THAN CHOLERA BUT BETTER BECAUSE ITS APPLEJACK OH AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WINGNUT THEY ONLY GO TO HER HAT BECAUSE APPLEJACK WANTED THEM TO MAKE A RAINBOW AND WHEN APPLEJACK SAYS SOMETHING YOU LISTEN

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OH NOES APPLEJACK NEEDS LIKE INFINITY HUGS NO WAIT INFINITY PLUS ONE OH NO I ALREADY DID THAT WELL ALL THOSE OTHER INFINITIES WERE LIKE 1, 2, 3, 4... INFINITIES AND THIS ONE CONTAINS ALL THE FRACTIONS AND NEGATIVES SO ITS LIKE INFINITY INFINITY MORE HUGS I DONT KNOW MATH OKAY I JUST KNOW APPLEJACK NEEDS HER HUGS GIVE ME A BREAK HERE GUYS NO DONT GIVE ME A BREAK GO AND HELP APPLEJACK MAKE IT BETTER OR ELSE YOU HAVE TO WATCH SAD AJ GIFS WHILE THE MOST DEPRESSING MUSIC IN YOUR LIFE PLAYS OVER AND OVER AGAIN NO WAIT THATS THIS SCENE I CANT EVEN BOLD THAT ANYMORE MLP FORUMS YOU BETTER FIX THAT SO I CAN EXPRESS MY FEELINGS HERE

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But then its okay and EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD BECAUSE APPLEJACK GETS A SONG AND ASLEIGH BALL IS FABULOUS 100% NO DOUBT AND SHE JUST SWINGS IN HERE LIKE SWAG AND HER FAMILY IS PRETTY BOSS TOO OF COURSE NOT BOSS AS APPLEJACK BUT THEY ARE RELATED TO HER YOU KNOW AND APPLEJACKS PARENTS AGAIN AND MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE NO WAIT IT ISNT I NEED MORE APPLEJACK

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dasdasasdasdsdasddasdasdasdsddadsslltMeh. I've seen better.