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How I killed Milla Jovovich (WARNING: GORE)

I rarely dream, and most of my dreams don't make logical sense at all, that's why I usually forget about them in the middle of the day.

This moring, I opened my eyes, I was awake, but didn't want to wake up yet, so I closed them again, and went back to sleep. I was sleeping yes, but my sleep was much more lightweight because I just woke up once and I could be woken up by anything even a dream, in this case... a nightmare.

 

Well, I don't know how it started, but I remember that I was in a room, and some fiber glass debris from the ceiling started to fall on me, I have a trauma with that material, so I started to feel all itchy, I think I even felt itchy in RL.

After that, my dream morphed and instead of me, there was Milla Jovovich standing in the same dark room, with a very cute short dress and looking at the camera (I wasn't there, but I could see it like it was from a screen, but I don't recall myself looking at any screen, I didn't exist, but I could see everything, hope that makes sense).

Anyways, the same debris feel on her head, and she started to shake it off, when out of nowhere the ceiling fell apart above her revealing 5 snakes, that stretched themselves to where she was, and all of them bit her on several part of her body, and not only that, after they bit her, they used their fangs to hang on her and they started to pull her off the ground, she was screaming in pain, but they kept on pulling her. Then, bazillion of mini snakes started to fall from the ceiling and started to feed themselves with her, all of that while she was being pulled. at this point, they already ate her arm, and one of her legs.

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When she was on the ceiling, the bigger snakes started to vomit acid on her, her lower torso started to break off in 2 halves, I even saw her panties, they were black, and they started to feed as well. Her lower torso fell off, slowly, like it was some kind of mucus kind of material. It was shocking, it was disgusting, it was terrifying and horrible. After ALL that, she was still alive.

 

*blur* *blur* *blur*

 

Scenario change, she was inside a car, screaming because the small snakes were still feeding on her, she had like 100 snakes on her, surprisingly she had her lower torso back, but she was still missing and arm and a leg. She was screaming the name of a man, I don't remember now, she got out of the car, and started running (with 1 leg) to the street trying to shake off the snakes, and screaming the man's name, when a fucking truck (it was late at night, means NO traffic at all) ran over her, I still can remember that horrible sound when the truck hit her, she was completelly blown up to several pieces, arm, leg, head, organs, everything! flying meters away from the place of the accident.

 

When that happened, I opened my eyes, I didn't wake up abruptly, because I wasn't completely sleeping, but my heart was pumping fast. I hated this dream, I don't know why my brain has to do this to me :(

 

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I don't care what you think of her and the RE movies, she's my favorite actress and the RE movies are among my favorites. She's beautiful, she's kind, she can kick ass, and she's awesome, why would I have to dream something like that? However, there some people that I would like to take her place in that dream haha x)

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Reident Evil movies, good?
They are mediocre at best!

 

The fist movie was great and the secound was okay.

Then i went downhill. 

 

 

And not to mention, the latest RE movies has been Slowmotion pictures ONLY. (More or less)

Being a Zombie horrow fan that loves Resident Evil's story this movie is a huge hit under the belt. Gtfo Hollywood. 

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Reident Evil movies, good?

They are mediocre at best!

 

The fist movie was great and the secound was okay.

Then i went downhill. 

 

 

And not to mention, the latest RE movies has been Slowmotion pictures ONLY. (More or less)

Being a Zombie horrow fan that loves Resident Evil's story this movie is a huge hit under the belt. Gtfo Hollywood. 

still you're not changing the fact who my favorite actress is and what movies I like. Thanks but no thanks.

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Noooooo not Mila Jovović

1 less Serb on the planet :c

 

Why didn't you just take Angelina Jolie? :c

man, it would be better if it was Angelina! XD

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still you're not changing the fact who my favorite actress is and what movies I like. Thanks but no thanks.

And that does not change the fact that the movies are now pretty much shit xD

And no, im not alone here. Majority feels this way :D

 

 

And did i ever say that she is a bad actress? No, shes a great actress and one of my favorites thanks to the first movie.

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I think she is very good actress biggrin.png

Like her very much!

I know! many people hate her because the RE movies are nothing like the games. I couldn't care less about that, she's a good actress, she has a great family, she's rich and famous and she's a fashion icon. IDAGF about haters.

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And that does not change the fact that the movies are now pretty much shit xD And no, im not alone here. Majority feels this way

opinions Vicke, opinions, you think it's shit, I don't. Whatever we both say, that won't change the fact that RE Retribution was # 1 on it's premiere. That what I care in the end. 

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I know! many people hate her because the RE movies are nothing like the games. I couldn't care less about that, she's a good actress, she has a great family, she's rich and famous and she's a fashion icon. IDAGF about haters.

 

I never watch movies on my own time unless they are relation to History or something else I like, but I enjoy Milla Jovovich very much. I loved her in The Fifth Element!

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opinions Vicke, opinions, you think it's shit, I don't. Whatever we both say, that won't change the fact that RE Retribution was # 1 on it's premiere. That what I care in the end. 

You care about how many that sees it and not how good the movie is?

(Though you think this one for some reason is great)

 

I bet you don't even know that all the characters are characters from the game. But of course, ruined more or less. 

 

Do you even have a bit of contact with the RE community?

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Why do we argue over trivial things? Can we not all have opinions? I better just not get involved. I get so sick of getting involved...

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You care about how many that sees it and not how good the movie is?

(Though you think this one for some reason is great)

 

I bet you don't even know that all the characters are characters from the game. But of course, ruined more or less. 

 

Do you even have a bit of contact with the RE community?

I'm a huge fan of the game, in fact I'm a very casual gamer and I can say that they only series I played hardcore, outside of some fighting games, it's Resident Evil, I played and beated most of them, and I'm in love with the story (most of it that is).

I like the movies as well, and I like the story of the movies, and I like the fact that it's completely different from the games, I liked the fact that the movie was # 1 because more people went to the theater for this movie than others, and that proves my point that it wasn't a bad movie, because I LOVED every second of it, I have some complaints but it's nothing major. I'm both fan of the movies and the videogames, and I'm not a closed minded RE fanboy that moans how Milla and her husband are ruining the series when capcom itself it's ruining the franchise with RE5 and RE6.

 

Besides, this is about my dream, not about this...

 

 

Mila Kunis is better.

no.

 

 

I never watch movies on my own time unless they are relation to History or something else I like, but I enjoy Milla Jovovich very much. I loved her in The Fifth Element!

if the fifth element was the movie in which she was a murderer with her husband, then I loved the hell of that movie, though I didn't watch it complete :(

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Look at Wesker. 

Movies made him into a joke. He's tough to kill, but the movies crossed the line. And he turned good? 
Umm, wat?  

 

And whats up with all the underground facilities? Now under ice? 

Thats just dumb considering that something like that would be very visible from above. And the story is plain horrible, movie anyways. They should have stayed with one or two of them. And no silly high tech shit. 

 

And Wesker should have stayed dead, or at least evil. 

 

The only reason he is alive is because Hollywood makes tons of money on the movie and will shit out sequels. 


 

On the games.

Resident Evil 5 was good. It introduced the multiplayer aspect and was very well received. I've enjoyed that game alot because of the replay value. I loved it when i played with some random player and finished all the different difficulties. Though, i see your point on how this has gone downhill.

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