You'd have money for cigarrettes if you didn't spend all your money on cigarrettes. The solution to this problem probably involves time travel.

Step 1: stop making lists about things you cant stand and start standing more things.

Step 2: Stop being a fuckface, you can do it. Stop giving yourself a lame excuse.

Step 3: Stop smoking

Step 4: Take care of yourself

Step 5: Find someone to love.

(Optional) Step 6: Attain self realization and come to the conclusion that we are all the same person.

I'm feelin' number 1.