Compare walruses to something. :3

Noted. I'm also going to be keeping a checklist on my profile page so people can see my progress. This'll be fun. 

Mention Serbia. A lot. Use 'u pičku materinu', the greatest swear ever.

Say something about me. xD

Have fun!

Noted and noted!

Compare walruses to something. :3

Narwhals, it's like, battle of the gods, except not :V

Talk about crab people, crab people are always a great subject

Crab people. Gotcha!

Write an entire story told from first person perspective, in the third person.

*blinks* Hold on, lemme pull out my calculus book...

So...gah, gimme a little bit to understand that premise. I've been doing homework all day and my brain is tired.

Imagine your telling someone your life story, but addressing your self in the third person.

I did this once, and boy howdy........ 10 pages, 20K words, and one VERY pissed off teacher..... Still got an A XD

Try to type an essay, at least seven pages long, all while using Handsome Jack's personality and style of speak. Once its done, I kinda would want to read it too. xD Just to see how well you did.

Next time you summarize the ending to a classic book and find a deep theme within the story,bastardize it to all hell.Just completely debase it and have it still hit home somehow.

I actually did this for The Count of Monte Cristo back in high school.I don't remember what I said about it word-for-word,but I do recall saying something about revenge not being ok because it can cost you a hot slave chick who wants to touch your butt all day.And still got an A.

I managed to describe Claggart as a vampire in my Billy Budd essay.

I considered quoting every instance of the word "ejaculate" from  the book, but it unfortunately did not fit the essay. 

Whatever you do, work it in somehow so that it is both irrefutably relevant and silly at the same time. 

Sexual Tyrannosaurus... I'd like to read that essay. o_o

Make the title of the paper completely irrelevant to paper itself.  For example, a paper called, "Twelve Simple Plans for World Domination Using Only Business Cards and Pigeons," is clearly a biography of Edgar Allen Poe.  The more ridiculous the title, the better.

Hoo boy, some of these are gonna be fun. Thanks guys! I'll try to post at least snippets of each challenge I complete (since reading a whole essay of mine can be rather dull).

Write an entire essay about how great I am and keep a straight face while doing it.

No dice, dear. I said I'm not a magician; I can't do the impossible.