He thought we'd never notice. He thought he could just march on the country of Maple Leafs, and the entire forums would turn a blind eye. But no longer, today I reveal to you the truth. This secret encoded message is the latest planned announcement from Lavo "The Conquerer" Code Overlord, and I posted it just in time to stop his evil deeds from coming to pass.

My secure sources tell me he has an army of at least ten million cans of Mountain Dew, moving in from the East. We must set up a defensive perimeter and defend with our lives.

Due to my release of this message, I may be in danger of spontaneously combusting, but I'll take that risk for you, forums.

We're onto you, Lavo! We know your game! You cannot get away with this!