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  1. So, Entitled Parent story I heard - 

    *rude EP comes into this store and walks up to a teenager working there, rudely asking where the drinks are*

    *teen tells the mom where they are*

    *EM loudly screams, "SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME THERE, OR WHAT?!"

    *Employee takes her and her kid to the drink section, and the kid starts climbing on to a ledge filled with adult drinks.*

    *Employee tells the mom her kid can't be climbing on it*

    EM - "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILD! MIND YOUR OWN EFFING BUSINESS!"

    EK jumps down hard and the whole drink shelf begins to shake. Employee pushes the child out of the way JUST as it falls, saving his life. The EK begins to cry, and the EM begins screaming, 'THIS STUPID TEENAGER TRIED TO MURDER MY SON!"

    In a nutshell, everything was caught on camera. I honestly don't know why these EP enjoy making up stories IN A PLACE WHERE CRIME AND SHOPLIFTING ARE POSSIBLY RECORDED ON CAMERA. Their BS never works on people!

  2. Once again, I feel so... articulate. 

  3. Damn, Hat in Time is the best game i've ever played. Everything about it just awesome :wub:

    1. A.V.

      A.V.

      @Button Feri Even Snatcher has bad memories of the place.

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  4. I live in Denmark.

  5. Damn, Hat in Time is the best game i've ever played. Everything about it just awesome :wub:

  6. Damn, Hat in Time is the best game i've ever played. Everything about it just awesome :wub:

    1. A.V.

      A.V.

      Seen playthroughs of it.

      Definitely looks like a hit.

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  7. Honestly Shadow. Did you really think you could?

     

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  8. BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY

  9. Does this look like somepony you should fear?

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  10. I honestly don't understand why I'm so important to some people. :unamused:

  11. Rotten Tomatoes just deleted over 50,000 Captain Marvel reviews.

    I hope they have fun collecting boulders with MundaneMatt. :squee:

  12. Best disguises ever!

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  13. Even if I tried really hard, I really don't think I can ever surpass you in brohoofs again. You are just too active for me. :twi:

  14. Starlight: Do all of you... really love me?

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  15. Celestia: You’re head is so soft, Luna! I’m gonna cuddle!

    Luna: Umm, Celestia, you do know we’re in the middle of a business meeting, right?

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  16. Tomorrow, I'll be going out on holiday for 10 days. So I won't be active on this website until then.

  17. When I get home today, I'm gonna go on a rant about the alt-right's reaction to flag burning. All I can say is be prepared for some absolutely disgusting and vile rhetoric, and be prepared to blow a blood vessel in your brain in pure anger. :angry: And what's worse is that they have MUCH more disgusting, vile and barbaric rhetoric. *Exasperated sigh* I need to calm down... :unamused:

  18. When I get home today, I'm gonna go on a rant about the alt-right's reaction to flag burning. All I can say is be prepared for some absolutely disgusting and vile rhetoric, and be prepared to blow a blood vessel in your brain in pure anger. :angry: And what's worse is that they have MUCH more disgusting, vile and barbaric rhetoric. *Exasperated sigh* I need to calm down... :unamused:

  19. Remember that time The Undertaker fought Sailor Moon cosplayers?

  20. Remember that time The Undertaker fought Sailor Moon cosplayers?

  21. My grandmother passed away a few hours ago. I only saw her twice in my whole life - the last time being over 5 years ago. I feel like I didn't do enough for her, since she was a lot closer to her seven other grandchildren - granted, I live in a completely different country to all of them. I guess that's the way things go.

  22. I just had a guy named Steve Austin at work and so I commented on how Stone Cold it was outside.

    Blank stare.

  23. Oh no, she saw me!

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  24. If The Lorax speaks for the trees, does Dwayne Johnson speak for The Rock(s)? :-P