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  1. Hastur

    Heil Rarity! *makes my fabulous army stand in attention as we prepared the siege of fashion*

  2. Hastur

    walk into my room after a late night with my girlfriend(her name is Netflix <3) and my cat is laying on my pillow looking at me like, "What the hell you gonna do about it?" and that's why I slept on the floor last night.

  3. Hastur

    Some say that Satan is a lawyer, or a politician...I think...I think that he might be secretly flipping patties at McDonald's.

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      But I like my neighbors Zen Garden :(

    3. Demirari

      Demirari

      Are you saying you're the creepy guy or something? :P

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      *giggles* Nooo~

  4. Hastur

    I'm diggin' the new banner.

    1. Monsoon

      Monsoon

      Ditto

    2. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      I've been really liking all the most recent ones. They've all been really good. :)

  5. Hastur

    *Starts screaming because there is a spider on the doorknob to get out of the bathroom*

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    2. Totally Ducklett

      Totally Ducklett

      I bet he's still in the bathroom, cowering.

    3. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Probably

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      I finally got out :D

  6. Hastur

    piña coladas are life~ <3

  7. Hastur

    What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither are a police officer.

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      But they aren't police officers

    3. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      *hug

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      They are police helicopters

  8. Hastur
    https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/the-black-katanaaka-tyrone-r8683 I feel like we need more characters like this one :3
  9. Hastur

    I need a comfy person to snuggle who's at least 5'11"

  10. Hastur

    I think my right shin is bleeding but i dont wanna check.

  11. Hastur

    >When you accidentally call your step-mom "mom"

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Well, yes, a lot. She's been really nice since I've lived here...but my actual mom still keeps in touch, and my actual mom raised me...so I'm not sure what to do...it feels like betrayal on some small level...

    3. Troblems

      Troblems

      If it was a slip up, I wouldn't worry about it. Just act like it didn't happen.

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      Alright, thanks. Now I must gain the courage to check on my shin

  12. Hastur

    We REALLY need to improve the mobile version of this site

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      *Damn you, WP7.8*

    3. ProjectRKA

      ProjectRKA

      Windows phones aren't the greatest. Lol.

  13. Hastur

    One time I taught a cardinal to do a cartwheel and flipped my sister the bird

  14. Hastur

    Even the hardest hearts break when dropped to the floor, like porcelain

  15. Hastur

    I had this dream where I squeezed a bug-bite and a shitload of larve started spraying out. I woke up shivering and covered in bug-bites

  16. Hastur
    @PolyBlank Yes, he will be. I don't have a PC as of now, so he's just here so I don't forget him until I get one.
  17. Hastur
    The Black Katana(Aka. Tyrone)
  18. Hastur

    Neglect women, gain currency.

    1. aria_ash

      aria_ash

      WOMAN Y U NO ON SKYYYYPE!?!?!?

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      I am on WP 7.8, there is no Skype for this outdated OS

  19. Hastur

    The banner looks like a certain game I played...

    1. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Wrong

    2. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Wrong

  20. Hastur

    >When you return after a year or so and you only have 497 notifications

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Miles, I went through a lot of bad stuff, but I'm good now. Actually, couldn't be better.

    3. Miles

      Miles

      Glad to hear you're doing well. ^_^

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      Thank you, Miles ^^

  21. Hastur

    mods. i require you to suspend me for 24 hours ASAP, I'll explain everything once i return.

    1. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Ooh, they've been required.

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      I'm being serious

    3. Gracefilly

      Gracefilly

      Hope all is ok, take care my new friend.

  22. Hastur

    mods, i require you to suspend my account for 24 hours ASAP

  23. Hastur

    When I get in trouble and my parents take my phone http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMOqxMIa81M5QlDP-fCyvh4xA_6ZV_SPXCvguF7fwR8kQqwNeM

    1. The JLmle

      The JLmle

      https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/701598464/hA39FC7F3/
  24. Hastur
    http://rs1ci.memecdn.com/126/4726126.gif
  25. Hastur

    Orion

    Hastur commented on Hastur's character in Character Archive

    Yes, I know he OBVIOUSLY isn't a pegasus, but it was the closest thing
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