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Delernil

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  1. Delernil
    Today's selection is why Applejack is the best, sexiest, most amazing pony an waifu that has ever been pony-waifu'd.
     
    Section 1: Honesty
     
    Applejack is honest. We all know this. It's her element! But honesty covers more then telling the truth. Honesty is integrity. She does what she says she'll do. Her character is built around honesty. Twilight being bookish? Not based around Magic. Pinkie being a party animal? Not based around Laughter. Rarity being fabulous? Not based around Generosity. Fluttershy loving animals? Ok, sort of based around Kindness. Rainbow Dash being a great flyer? Not based around loyalty. But these are some of their core character traits! Applejack being hard working? That's based around honesty and integrity! Applejack is based around Honesty. She'll admit defeat, or stick to her promises, or say what she thought. She doesn't hold back on her thoughts, and that's good. Honesty is the core of all her traits.
     
    Section 2: Hard Working
     
    Applejack is a hard worker. She will work sun up until sun down if needed. Hell, she'll work over night if that's what it takes. Working hard on a task that she doesn't enjoy, like farm work, is something not many ponies have. She admitted to not liking the farm work, but she still does them. Why? Because she needs to, and she doesn't stop until the job is finished. We've even seen her working when she shouldn't have to. Selling apples after farm work, the Cherry Farm to get the money, or working herself to exhaustion during Applebuck Season are examples of this. She will go to great lengths to ensure the job gets done, and gets done right.
     
    Section 3: Family and Friends
     
    Applejack loves her family. She will do anything for them. She also loves her friends, and will never stop to help them. She does everything in her power to do things for her family and friends. She works all the time to help her family. She's the only one who can do many tasks required, and she does them without complaint or hesitation. Why? Because she loves her family and her family needs her to do the tasks. She'll take extra jobs, work longer, or talk out problems. She is always the first to apologize, and when Rarity made dresses she was the only one to take the original design. She didn't want to put a burden on her friends after so much hard work. Even if she doesn't like it, she'll take it if that's what she needs to do so her friends are happy. That's the sign of someone who cares.
     
    Section 4: Simplicity
     
    Applejack likes things simple. She doesn't need fancy items or luxuries to be happy. She just wants her friends and family with her and the day is complete. She loves them, and would put them before any fancy needs. She's not afraid to get dirty if it helps, and will gladly do the most disgusting things if needed. You know who else does that? Nobody. Sure, they might occasionally, but she will do it time and time again, just because she was asked to. She's simple like that. Nothing is more important than the people she cares about. Not millions in money, not a huge house, not anything you could dream of. If she has the one thing she loves most, it's good enough for her.
     
    Section 5: Potential
     
    Applejack has the most potential of all the Mane Six. Her character could go anywhere. She only gets better with each episode. She also learns from her mistakes. Remember when she didn't get the money and worked the cherry farm? After that episode, she wasn't afraid to admit she failed. She gains and loses traits while still keeping what makes her Applejack.
     
     
     
    That's that. Hopefully I've shed some light on why she is superior.
  2. Delernil
    Its really cold in my room or some reason. Maybe its because im not wearing pants. Eh.
    I forgot my cat existed until i started writing this blog. I hope she has food. Probably.
    Eh.
    Im really excited for Star Citizen. Also, how is Citizen spelled like that? Odd language...
    Im running out of things to say.
    Eh
    INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDS <Me trying to hit an ant
    Its still really cold, send help. Or pants
     
    ^The reason only two or three people talk to me^
    rip in pepperoni: this blog
  3. Delernil
    Hey everyone , I'll be taking a short leave after tonight. If it's important PM me and I'll get right to it. I'm really sorry and I know this screws up ALOT of things, but I've just been really depressed and my life has been rough. I'll probably take three days off. I'll just be gaming and shit, hoping to restore some semblance of the person who first came to the forums. Anyway, yeah. Sorry for it all, I'll still be active on Skype just not as much. See ya in a few days.
     
    -James/Delernil
  4. Delernil
    >Del X Dumpster TARDIS OTP!
    >Yes
    >This will be the best OTP ever created.
    >Del X DUMPTARD?
    >YES. DEAR FUCK YES ITS BEAUTIFUL.
    >Dumptard
    >DelDumpTARD
    >DumpTARD is your waifu.
     
     
    Damn it KingPrisman.
  5. Delernil
    Hey, I didn't try at making the title different.
     
     
    Some stuff;
    -My name is James
    -I live in South Carolina
    -I have a light southern accent
    -I hate/love Makusu. Hey bby <3
    -I'm more southern than GhostFaceKiller
    -I love flying and space. I'm addicted
    -I love Roosterteeth and Achievement Hunter
    -WHOO NERDCUBED!
    -Video games are awesome
    -meh.
     
    Ask questions or something
  6. Delernil
    With V Day I figured I'd be festive and rant about love.
     
    Love to me is pointless. I don't want love, yet there is an entire holiday just for it. If you need a holiday to express a basic human emotion, you are doing it wrong.
     
    I'm trying not to sound mean. But I will. Love has turned into some kind of 'roses and heroes' affair. NONONONONO. Love should be, well, love. Don't love someone because everyone else is loving. Don't love someone because you have to. Love someone because you do. Love is about caring for another person, not getting laid or saving the damsel-in-distress. Guys think that masculinity is what gets a girl. It's called love.
     
    Well, there's another one of my incoherent rants. I hope that was fun reading. If you understood anything here what kind of god like being are you?
  7. Delernil
    [sUBJECT NAME HERE]
     
    [sUBJECT NAME HERE] was born in [sUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE]. She often enjoyed [sUBJECT HOBBY(S) HERE] and was pretty [sUBJECT TRAIT HERE]
     
    Thanks to science, she was actually a robot constructed by the neo-nazis of Cloudsdale. She ravaged the land of Equestria, destroying all that stood in her way. She was outfitted with triple MA5B assault rifles that fired science bullets.
     
    She had friends. The end.
  8. Delernil
    Fluttershy.
     
     
    Fluttershy was born in Cloudsdale. Her father was a neo-nazi that died in a rally to turn Cloudsdale into the Fourth Reich. This left her with her mother, a ground loving hippy.
     
    She grew up in the sketchier parts of Cloudsdale and her mother was often shot at but used the powers of the trees to block the bullets. Her mother is actually Celestia and she has two brothers. One of them is evil and broke the seconds horn. Also they can go to Toontown randomly because why not.
     
    Fluttershy started flight school at age 65. She was promptly kicked out after they realized she was an earth pony with wings glued to her. Disheartened, she stayed on a cloud.
     
    While chasing after a pony to violently take her rage out on, she fell. And we all know what happens after that.
  9. Delernil
    Time to rant.
     
    Humanity sucks. I. Hate. Humans. I hate humanity in general.
     
    Romance: no thanks. Listen, you can try to date me but please go away. I. Hate. You. I'm the GLADOS of real life. The first game though. Just keep your hands and other appendages to yourself. That sounded stupid but witty.
     
    Friends: yeah. I have some friends. I dislike them, not hate them.
     
    Other stuff: fuck you. I'm tired. Ranting makes me feel good. Potato.
  10. Delernil
    I'm doing this. Be warned, this was a weird time.
     
    Warning: will get extremely awkward and sound stupid.
     
    Anyway, me and my friends were eating lunch at my house while my parents were out. It was the four of us and we got really bored. So I hit Jake with my empty soda can. Hell broke loose. Everyone immoderately throws everything at me and I trip on my dog, now freaked the fuck out. I fall onto the ground with about 6 empty cans by my feet and a box of Cheezits. See where this is going?
     
    Jake runs over, picks up the cans, and starts throwing them everywhere. Claire jumps onto me and starts beating me with a box of Cheezits while Jake is throwing cans. My house was now destroyed. Charlie, the last person is just waiting. He hits Jake with a cardboard box. They just start ripping it to shreds. Then they broke a glass sitting on the table and we all realized we were fucking idiots and this got us no where. So yeah. That's how that ended. With a girl on top and two idiots fighting over a cardboard box.
     
    TL;DR: I ended up with a girl, cowgirl style sitting on me, beating me with an empty box. My friends broke some glasses and each other.
  11. Delernil
    Warning: will get extremely cheesy
     
    Hey everyone. My friend Claire is moving February 10th. She told me that she would be busy spending as much time possible with us, as well as packing and saying goodbyes. In short, she won't be on the forums until sometime in late February. I've known her for 6 years! I'll miss her. We had a group of four friends, which we called the Cancer Making Crusaders (Yes it's mean, I know...). We did everything together. We were a team. She's the first to leave, so with that I say one thing.
     
    One last CMC Broohoof. For you Claire.
     
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    felt fitting:
  12. Delernil
    Pepperidge Farm remembers...
     
     
    So now that I have that out of the way, I have some ANNOUNCEMENTS! *yay*!
    *this only matters if you know who I am.
     
    I'm wiring a fanfic. Hurray. This is the first MLP fanfic I've done, so it should be done. This is also a blog made out of pure boredom and the fact I'm not tired. Yay for EST amirite.
     
    So my question is this: will anyone actually attempt to red my pile of [pony]shit, or any other writings I produce? Because I feel like dumping them onto this blog would be fun.
     
     
     
    tldr: pepperidge farm joke
  13. Delernil
    Pinkie Pie,
     
    Pinkie Pie grew up in a rock farm. She literally lived with Geodude. This caused a rift in the time-space continuum and the 8th Doctor had to sort it all out. After things settled down, she began furiously beating Geodude's to death, and this trend would continue to adult hood.
     
    When Pinkie Pie turned 16 she was visited by a terrorist group known as 'Terrorists.' They were a team of highly trained Nigerian princes that fought crime by stealing money from their only surviving relatives. One of them also happened to be Batman (Who was the worst, considering his relatives were dead.). Batman held a crush on Pinkie. He refused it at first but eventually he let it slip. They were happily wed on September 11, 2001. She divorced him 30 minutes later.
     
    Pinkie, disheartened by her losses, travelled to Ponyville to regain her lively hood. The end.
  14. Delernil
    Hey! Not many of you know this, but I do model airplanes and rockets. I thought I'd share some of my recon adventures, starting with the 'Crashtastic'.
     
    The Crashtastic is a Spitfire model. This was my first 3-axis plane so I crashed. A lot. Here's the recent repair, like a true Brit.
     

    The engine was knocked loose after many crashes.

    The wing fell apart. This one was fixed soon after the crash but it needs constant maintenance.

    The chipped tail. This is the most recent and, the Crashtastic hasn't been flown since.
     

    The rudder from an ironically broken trainer plane. I cut it up to fit the Crashtastic.

    We meet again, inside. Used some tape and glue to fix the engine back in place.

    Well, it's certainly...unique. All done. Should be able to fly tomorrow, weather permitting.
  15. Delernil
    First off, I'd like to apologize. I haven't been myself lately, and its probably going to be that way for a while. I'm either mean or sad. I know many find this funny but it just makes me feel worse. So, old Delernil is back, just not his old self.
     
    People have made me feel like shit. My 'friends' do too. Everybody including my parents make me feel like shit. I make myself feel like shit.
     
    Sorry for everything. Sometime in February is when I'll be normal, friendly, stupid Delernil again. I just feel lonely, like shit, and I feel like I haven't been myself lately.
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