Henny Penny Benny

Been a big year already! Got married in February, and now my wife and I are aunt and uncle!!

Why is Asia so healthy? Because it's full of anti-Occidents.

Leaves from the vine, falling so slow, like fragile, tiny shells drifting in the foam. Little soldier boy, come marching home. Brave soldier boy, comes marching home.

Water.... Fire.... Earth.... Air......... These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

"You will always be my little brothers, because you're younger, we're related, and you're boys." Truly, Phineas and Ferb was the pinnacle of lyrical brilliance.

A word of advice: never try to change a .wma file to a .mp3. Y'know, unless you like having nightmares.

So yeah, Doritos Roulette chips are actually pretty dang spicy.

I'm gonna be a married man three months from tomorrow........

The music video for Simple Plan's “Untitled” may be the most emotionally powerful music video I've ever seen.

The fan service is real....

They did it. They literally jumped the shark.

Anyone here live in Birmingham (Alabama, not England)? 'Cause I'm moving there in a couple weeks....

I actually got my shoes shined in the airport. That was a unique experience.

So hey, I'm getting married.

Oh hey! I'm a changeling now! Only 290 more posts until I'm a real pony!

Have you ever accidentally said something you already said, then suddenly felt like there was something else you were supposed to say?

On a scale of one to even, I can't.

Finished my first MLP fan fiction dramatic reading! Check it out!

Working on a dramatic reading of a fan fiction.

Mario Kart 8 has a new 200 CC mode. It. Is. INSANE.

It's almost been a year, and I still can't get over how deep some of the lyrics to You'll Play Your Part are.

Happy Lord's Day, folks! He is risen!

Is it just me, or did the Mane 6 in the S5 premier seem to actually be slightly different sizes from each other?

I know how to count aaaaalllllllll the way to schfifty-five.

Nightmare Enterprises = NME = enemy. I just now had this revelation, in the middle of the night, nearly a decade since I've actually watched an episode of the Kirby TV show.