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    Is Rule 34 a Good Thing?

    in General Discussion

    You can't believe it? I can.

    How? It's nothing but overblown fearmongering done by what appears to be the same type of quirky people who insist their asexuality frees them from baser human desires. :unsure:

     

    Excuse me from this conversation, friend.

    I gotta go rob a liquor store and kill all witnesses to feed my porn addiction. Because it f*cked me up really bad.

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    Is Rule 34 a Good Thing?

    in General Discussion

    · Edited by Dattebayo

    Porn is porn.

     

    Some of it is real. Some of it is drawn. All of it has a demand from someone, somewhere.

    If you start taking offence to porn, like serious "get angry at the internet" type of offence, it's very silly.

     

    Because I mean, c'mon. It's porn. It's everywhere.

    You'd be better off getting mad at Oxygen molecules for contaminating your CO2.

     

    Now.

    Let's see how fast this thread gets shut down.

    It'll be like a game, of sorts.

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    Who wants their OC in a game

    in Trixie's Tricks (Other Resources)

    · Edited by Dattebayo

    Name: Righty Tighty

     

    Gender: female

     

    Alliance: good

     

    Age: 19

     

    Backstory: in my comic, is trapped on a ship filled with necromorphs (alien zombies that posses corpses)

     

    Fighting style: wields a big wrench, which she swings about. Long-range attacks by throwing objects with impressive telekenetic force, scan summon different variants of Necromorphs come in to attack (not fighting for her. It's like Jill from Marvel vs Capcom 2: they come out of nowhere)

     

    Theme: What every situation,no matter how non-threatening, sounds like to her:

     

    Stage: a dark hallway of a space ship, covered in blood (from my comic)

     

    Species: unicorn

     

    Traits: timid. Physically frail. Relies mainly on long-range attacks and support moves.

     

    Dialog: beginning of match: *stares at you expectantly*

    -Upon being selected: *frowns*

    -Upon winning: "Sweet Celestia..."

    -Upon losing: *frowns*

    What Video Game levels/bosses make you rage?

    in Media Discussion

    Anyone here who hasn't said Ornstein and Smough from Dark Souls is in denial or hasn't played it yet.

     

    Literally the Only boss fight in any game that I dread fighting, especially in a game as infinitely replayable as Dark Souls. The entire first half of the playthrough is, no joke, one big grind to be good enough to face those two jerk wads without getting f*cked up instantly.

     

    Thank you, Solaire of the Sunbros, for making it just a dodge easier.

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    Pony Flash Sentry has Potential? Maybe?

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    · Edited by Dattebayo

    If Flash Sentry places his greasy mitts all over FIM, Satan will shudder at the terrifying display of righteous hellfire that will spew from my anger holes.

     

    I'd rather have Twist be part of the Main 6 and have all future episodes just be her saying "She sells sea shells by the sea shore" for 22 minutes than to have Flash Sentry appear for a millisecond, and I very much dislike Twist.

     

    I'm half-joking, of course, but really. No Flash Sentry, ever pls.

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    All the cool kids ask Dattebayo, friend.

    in Ask a Pony

    · Edited by Dattebayo

    If you had the choice, would become a pony and go to Equestria or stay a human on Earth?

    I would stay.

    I mean...just because the cartoon shows the niceties of Equestria doesn't mean that bad things don't happen.

    I imagine it's just like living here. With less techology. And f*cking, manticores and dragons and sh*t.

     

    Why do you like threatening dragons?

    Because my mommy never loved me.
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