Dattebayo

I often like to forget that ponies have fur.

I like to think of them as soft, smooth, and marshmellowy.

Is it really that weird that k like to forget that there animals?

I'm kind of weird about SFM ponies. One day I think they'll look really good, and the next day I'll think they look super creepy.

Enjoy questioning this picture

The mods don't even know how to sexually intimidate a man.

Fukken casuls

Edit: might've used this one already...

I'm probably the only one that's ever going to say this..

 

I think Lasagna tastes nasty.

 

 

But then again, I'm not really a fan of italian food besides Pizza and Spaghetti.

You have been reported to the mods for blasphemy and crimes against humanity.

I am perfectly okay with the fact that I'm probably never gonna own pony merch. Plushies and shirts and sh*t.

Can you update the first page, so we know what has been voiced? Thanks!

Buy me dinner first, you f*ckin'guy.

What's your life motto?

It's like wading in a waist-deep pool of lukewarm chocolate pudding.

What's after death?

Becau--OH MY GOD, THE MIMES HAVE FOIND US

NOT THE CROISSANTSSSSSSSSSSS

*asks a question while dead*

I might have instigated a mime riot

Where will you hide?

FortyTwo42

What's the matter, bro?

Are you a teenager when you're 12?

What are you doing

GET THE F*CK OUT, I'M FRIGHTENED

Would you ride a magical carpet into a black hole that ends up leading to a world where you could do anything and everything with some weird pink creatures who will probably eat you if you provoke them and you all end up getting drunk and then you wake up at home....

Would you do it?

What I said made no sense...

You make it watch Frozen.

Why are roaches a thing?

42/10

I'm bisexual, but when I was straight..

 

I still got off to Gay Stuff

 

It's just, like, "well, I don't like gay stuff at all, but if it's PONY gay stuff, then it's a happy land".

I never understood that.

I know people who aren't gay, but are fascinated by gay stuff ONLY if it has ponies in it.

Stop eating oranges

Why does this milk taste funny?

Because British people drive on the wrong side of the road, so they add extra letters.

Why do oranges hate you?

I got one.

I think the show has only gotten better since the first season, and anal-ysts and their fans are the sole reason for this mirage of declining quality.

You can argue and say I'm wrong, but I'm freakin' Celestia herself.

YEAH. NOW WHAT.

I know. I'll stick with regular pony.

God, I sound like a fucking nor/mlp/erson right now.

But if it means saying "nah, f*ck that sh*t" to creepy FrankenPonies , then soz lol

Double barrel. Bang bang.

No dumb PewDiePie jokes here, friendo. Look elsewhere for that gross sh*t.

Why is Snips and Snails so punchable?

Eh, I'm reeeaaaalll picky when it comes to clop. I don't like anthro, or anything hardcore.

Also, I think whatever you were trying to post there crapped out, or was something you're not supposed to post.

do you lift, brah?

Money