Dattebayo

Yuk.

I'd rather eat roadkill skunk. It probably has more taste, too.

 

Frozen lemonade.

 

Uh, what's that? If it's a normal calzone, then probably yuck.

It means "underwear" in Spanish

What if scary skeletons were attacking? What would Dattebayo do?

I would kill their king and sleep with their queen, therefore becoming their new leader.

 

Then we would, like, chill out, I guess. I don't know what to do with a spooky skeleton army.

If you eat me, I will vacate all my bowels inside you and take you with me.

Here's my audition for Bucky and righty

https://soundcloud.com/trulyheart/equ2

I do like your Righty, it's just a touch timid and you can tell that she's nervous.

And the beginning, when she's trying to set the record straight with Cloud, I liked your tone of voice: soft, but not condescending.

 

I'd like yo do more lines with Righty in PMs, if that okay with you.

Yum. But hard as f*ck to eat.

 

A calzon.

 

No "E" there. Just "calzon".

Yuck. Where's the love?

 

Meat lovers calzone.

Tell me oh great and powerful eternal dragon....How did you ever get internet service delivered to the magnetic core of the earth?

 

Oh, and for my wish. I want some girl's panties too. You can take them away from Dattebayo if you want, I'll take those.

I'll fight you, whale!

For the...let's see...two of you who care.

 

DSTEI has gone digital!

 

If you haven't read DSTEI yet, I suggest you do, because you seem like a cool person, and cool people read other people's comics, amirite?

I've tried, but it's tough. I sound more like gollum hacking than that clip you posted.

What you can do is kind of seizure out on your back and strain your voice when you think it's needed (like when Butterscorch's bones snapping and rearranging while it's getting rid of rigor mortis).

Pretend you're being electrified.

 

As soon as the tentacles burst out of her mouth, that's when the angry choking beings (the "GHK!" basically sounds like what you'd imagine the sound you'd make while tentacles come out of your throat sounds like)

 

For the roar ("MWRAAAAAAH!!!!"), it would sound like you'd be sticking your whole tongue to the very bottom of your mouth and holding it there, while vocalizing those words, while making your voice a bit raspy.

 

same here...its a hard thing to do considering most the necromorph sounds are really heavily edited

Just sound like you're angrily coughing up a loogie.

 

Nothing super special...just angry, spastic wet choking. Like in that video I posted a few posts back.

Hell, I'm doing it right now. Easy peasy.

 

I also have audio editing software, so there's that.

I know it doesn't make sense...

But there needs to be such thing as "Maud Pie x Derpy" shipart.

 

My Human Mongol Pinkie pic in Depribooru getting downvotes.

Why do you think that is? :s

That sounds awesome.

For granting me my most sought-for wish

Known for being a 4 flavored ice cream.

 

Christ...Will NEVER get the fascination with Ube.

Can you make glass not hurt when I eat it?

I am secreting tears of joy out of many orfices

Congrats, Miaq. She's totally not thinkin of Big Macintosh during the honeymoon.

I need zombies, fellas.

 

Well, alien zombies. Necromorphs. Ever heard of them?

 

Anyway, yeah. If you're human and can talk, consider trying out for one.

This is what I'm going for: angry, wet choking sounds.

http://www.videodetective.com/movies/28-days-later-scene-father-/701883

 

Not stereotypical monster sounds, as you can see.

 

I also need females to try out for the very first Slasher necromorph the main character encounters, which transforms right in front of her: a sickly green pony named Butterscotch.

The process is...painful-looking, to say the least. They're technically dead at the time, thankfully, but I need you to sound like you're spasming uncontrollably, like you're getting electrified, but you're pissed off at the fact you're getting electrified.

 

http://dattebayo681.deviantart.com/art/Page-69-Dead-Space-The-Equestria-Incident-414291520?q=gallery%3ADattebayo681%2F43522681&qo=69

 

PM me, pls

Any takers?

Literally, anyone can be a necromorph voice.

"K'MON!"

I need zombies, fellas.

 

Well, alien zombies. Necromorphs. Ever heard of them?

 

Anyway, yeah. If you're human and can talk, consider trying out for one.

This is what I'm going for: angry, wet choking sounds.

http://www.videodetective.com/movies/28-days-later-scene-father-/701883

 

Not stereotypical monster sounds, as you can see.

 

I also need females to try out for the very first Slasher necromorph the main character encounters, which transforms right in front of her: a sickly green pony named Butterscotch.

The process is...painful-looking, to say the least. They're technically dead at the time, thankfully, but I need you to sound like you're spasming uncontrollably, like you're getting electrified, but you're pissed off at the fact you're getting electrified.

 

http://dattebayo681.deviantart.com/art/Page-69-Dead-Space-The-Equestria-Incident-414291520?q=gallery%3ADattebayo681%2F43522681&qo=69

 

PM me, pls

eet fuk

Banned because that's what she said

Punch

 

(Yknow, "punch buggies")

ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE NECROPONIES

 

This is what you should be going for

http://www.videodetective.com/movies/28-days-later-scene-father-/701883

Not Wingut x Probably Wingnut

I kick you in the ear and you die.

@@MrMime49

 

Look around pages 111-121, there's some good lines for Bucky and Righty on there.

Yeah, I already PMd her.

Should've posted that here, now that I think of it. Less confusion that way.

"If it doesn't belong on the show, it doesn't belong here."

While that's restrictive as balls, that would still be an "improvement".

 

It has too many loopholes and is still free for too much interpretation, though.

The show itself has ponies walking around "naked". Where do we draw the line on fan content that has the same ponies in the same "nakedness"? Am I to assume that ANY picture that has show-quality pony butt is no-good?

Because one man's "picture of pony butt" is another man's "sexual intent".

 

At it's very core, we come back to individual preferences and sensitivities again.

 

As it is now, if you question something that may not seem "that bad" for you, you show the media in question to a moderatorm and he/she okays-it, then goochie. You post it.

But if another mod sees it and thinks it's an offence worthy of a BNSFW warning and warning points, you're f*cked.

It is my hope that this thread will produce ideas that will reduce incidents like this from happening due to different desensitivites and tastes.

Good thing I didn't mention how much I hate lasagna.

Oops.

Where am I, communist land?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_xNbVMmIA