Dattebayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHdS1rAdi7Y

Of course you didn't include any of my threats to other members, you casual. xD

Good video.

This art is the bee's bollocks.

You! might you me a follower of Tom?

 

Though shalt have no master that hides bugs were he lay!

Don't vote Rarity

She murders crabs

Next: your dog

/joking slander

Would you say that, by voting Pinks, you're....giggling at Ghostie?

Vote pinkie pie or I'll keep making awful puns

Swear on me mum

Twist

Vote Pinkie, you jackals

Does twilight versus rarity really sound that interesting to you?

It needs more.....fun.

@@Pinkamena-Pills,

 

Agreed.

 

Sadly, I don't have the time to make a complete power point presentation to explain to them why.

Because I keep eating broken glass.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

It's raining outside and I forgot my damn umbrella. Lemme borrow yours?

Let me tell you a story.

So. I was out with my dad and my uncles in the Sonoran desert, crossing it with our trucks.

After stopping for the night for a night of heavy drinking, my uncles and dad were all passed out.

Me, being only 14 at the time and completely sober, woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss.

I crawled out of my tent and found a good spot a few yards from the camp site, and proceeded to unzip my pants and let nature do it's thing.

After a few seconds, I heard a bone-chilling hiss directly below me.

I looked down, and saw this.

Terrified, barefoot, and weaponless, I did the only thing a sane man could do:

Pee on it.

But this only made it madder, and probably a bit confused (unless it was into this sort of thing).

It lunged forward, and I painfully pinched off the stream and ran away, terrified that it was chasing me, fueled by understandable, urine-soaked indignation.

I jumped into my tent, and closed the flap.

I was scared, laughing, and worst of all, I still needed to pee really bad.

The sum of all its components divided by 3

How do I stop glass from tasting so good?

AN OVERNIGHT COME BACK BY TWILIGHT

THE GYPSY WAS RIGHT

69

How handsome do you have to be to be on these forums?

Granted.

It's the passion...of Christ.

I wish I was a cannibal

Brother

Because your dumb butt is finally turning into a grown woman

Why do these bananas taste funny?

Yarp

As sure as Oprah is lithe

Do I hate the user to the left of me.

Uno

You should get that checked out

What's the matter, bro? Caterpillar up your a$$?

Only when people are looking

Is it legal for me to preform an exorcism on this watermelon?

As i said pinkie gets my vote but ONLY because she is apple related if someone comes in and say "she isn't apple related" i'll delete my vote

Whatcha gonn' do 'bout it, filly?

Give me 5 reasons to vote for the pink one and i might might vote

Vote Pink

Very pony

Much laughter

Wow

Huh, it's weird not losing by an orgasmic amount.