InsaneMoonPsycho

My Little Derpy, My Little Derpy... Ah ah ah ah... ..... Muffins..... Derp E=mc2....... In Canterlot "Twilight, dear. Please fetch me Spike." Princess Celestia calls. "Oh, yes, Princess Celestia! Of course!" Twilight says back. She trots through the castle halls. "Spike!" Twilight yells. "Spiiike!" she yells again. Spike comes out of Twilight's room. "Yes, Twilight?" he asks. "Spike, Princess Celestia needs you." she says. Spike stands tall. "On it!" he says, then runs off to Celestia's room. "Spike, will you write a letter to be sent to all of Equestria for me?" Princess Celestia asks. Spike nods and pulls out his quill and paper. "Ready." he says. "Dear wonderful ponies of Equestria....." At Derpy's Place "Derp derp derp, de derp, herp derp." Derpy finishes reading the letter out loud. "In Ponyville "Wow!" says Eclipse Petal. "This makes this vacation even better!" "I know, right!!!" Pinkie yells excitedly. "Come on, I have a friend who I bet wants to run for president!" Eclipse says. Pinkie nods and gallops off with Eclipse. At Derpy's Place (again) "Derp! Muffins are good. E=mc2. Harmony is Elements." Derpy states. "Good, good. Let's improve this a little...." Eclipse says, and writes a few different notes on Derpy's note cards. (Okay, sorry for the super long post, maybe I should just make this a story. XD )

My favorite sauce is Awesomeponysauce.

MUAHAHAHAHA! Awesomeponysauce. Is that a thing? Ponysauce? It is now! OMG BEST PICTURE EVER STORMFURY! I saved it on my pc. (:<

Oh yeah, I forgot that I just saw one of the fan club topics. Another reason why this would be a stupid thing to ask of me XD But I guess a club could still be made for more organization or something

Yeah, that's why I don't know that making these would encourage people to be more like that or anything... That's why I don't know if this is stupid or not to ask.

Welp, my favorite episode personally is Episodes 1+2 of season 2, Luna Eclipsed, cause it's just pretty humorous. Lesson Zero was funny too, though.

Mmmm, well, IDK. It's almost 90. Well technically it's like 82 but it feels like 90. ;_; I never eat any fancy food, just fish and chips. That's as close as it gets. I usually eat fast food. XD I feel lazy now. YES WE ARE READY FOR THE DERPY!

Ah, welcome! I feel weird telling somebody welcome when I'm only a Blank Flank, but whatevs. *derp*

So, I don't know if this has been suggested or not or if it is just too stupid for forums or something but what if you could make/have/be in groups? Like you could make a Derpy and Luna Fan club or A Brony Group or something? I don't know if it would just be to contributing to the fact that you can make groups discluding people and you could make them upset or whatever or if it's just too stupid for forums or whatever. I don't know.

Physcho's and Derpy people shall rule the world one day, I'm sure. AND WE'LL MESS WITH THE PARENT'S MINDS! I want to be the first derpy president of the U.S. I'm sure the other presidents had at least SOME derpy inside them....... BUT NOT AS MUCH AS ME! But I live in the Bahamas so unless they make us part of the U.S. IDK how this will work out... But I was BORN in the U.S...... We just moved to the Bahamas. HAHA, okay, enough of that, I really live in Equestria.

XD For sure. And OMG, I do that all the time and then I laugh and milk squirts out my nose. o_o Anyways, YES WE NEED MORE OF US!!!!! (I'm a psycho. Sorry, I like calling myself a psycho... ) y loves this face.

Ah, I thought so. Thanks!

Mmmmm Yes! THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! Eh, I just want some food. THE CAR IS AT THE SHOP AND MY DAD IS GOING TO PICK IT UP (WAIT WHAT DID I JUST SAY HE HAS THE CAR BUT HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS PICKING IT UP I AM CONFUSING MYSELF) ANYWAYS HE IS GETTING ME FOOD SO GET ME SOME FOOD Oh, I'm sorry. The day I act normal is the day the apocalypse is for sure on us. BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! Yeah, ignore that.

But something IS wrong with me! Oh, yes, hi there. Have a nice day.

I wrote this song last night while looking at my profile picture and thinking about how I became an MLP fan. XD I know it is the weirdest things ever! Sorry if it skips the tune through parts of the song a little bit, and yes, I know, it's :derp:y and really odd and DON'T JUDGE ME IM JUST VERY DERPY! DERPY'S DO YOU WANNA BUY A BALLOON SONG (Same tune as Do You Wanna Build A Snowman) Let's go to Pony King....... Buy a bag of Apple Chips..... Lip sync to Pinkie's songs...... Is that a muffin bro???? Hey give me that!!!! This really dark and pink...... Shadow came to me. IT ATE MY FREAKING SOUL!!!!! Do you wanna buy a balloon???? It doesn't have to be that derpy.... Alright, let's go. Then hurry up.....

Muahahahaha! I've been waiting for the apocalypse.... I'VE SEEN SIGNS!

Yes! Hello Twilight Fan. Which episode was Griffin the Brush Off? I think that was the one that was on when I was playing Minecraft... Oh well! *Derp* I like your pony!

Awesome.... Go Twilight Sparkle! Yes, I want a cupcake. And thank you very much..... > and was here. Oh yeah, so was :comeatus: but you know, it's not like took over the WORLD or anything.

Mmmmm, a new Blank Flank friend. HI IM A PSYCHO!!!! You probably can tell that by my username. But you know what? IM A PSYCHO!!!!!

Hehe, thanks guys. (More characters more characters)

My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Twilight Sparkle How did you find MLP Forums?: THROUGH.... UH.... UH.... OH YEAH, DUCKDUCKGO. How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: OY I GOT ADDICTED THROUGH MY BFF NETFLIX BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS MAX DID NOT RECOMMEND IT HE IS VERY BAD AT RECOMMENDING THINGS. HAHAHAHA! Let me say this I only like the old Twilight Sparkle not the new Princess Twilight Sparkle and also I am most like her but not like her in all ways. Okay, back to the main point stuff! Hello.... I'm an evil blank flank... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ACTUALLY.... I'm a crystal pony named Eclipse Petal. My favorite cutiemark is Luna's. SHE'S SERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE PONY!!! NOBODY IS BETTER THAN..... MY QUEEN!!! Even though technically Celestia is the queen. Blep. So. Yeah. Anyways. I am very derpy. I AM DERPY'S BFF! Does Derpy know? I HAVE NO IDEA! Derpy is my second favorite pony. YOU RULE DERPY! Mmmm, so you have survived my tangent? NOPE! HAHA! I like pumpkins. Heh.... heh heh.... Haha. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Bleeeeeeeh! I can't take screenshots of Netflix on my tablet Pooooo. Ha, sorry. Wait, are you still reading this? AWESOMESAUCE! Now you know why I'm an INSNAEMOONPSYCHO!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? NO? Ay, I give up. So, um, yeah, hope to see you all later. BLANK FLANKS UNITE!!!! Sorry....