Hazbin Hotel
”AAAAAAAAAAND!” (BANG BANG) “OH HE HITS THE UPRIGHT AGAIN! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! And the (Winning Team) run out into the field but there’s still five seconds, so they gotta get back. HE DOES IT AGAIN!”
”Uhh, did this hit the.... upright AND the Crossbar?”
”Bottom line it doesn’t go through. (They watch the replay) Upright......... it looks like it bounced off the crossbar as well”
”Oh my goodness. The (Losing Team)’s season’s gonna end on a Double Doink. Unbelievable. How many times can they hit the upright?”
”Five in this stadium and one last week. Crazy.”
”OH, Just depended on which side of the football....... hit the crossbar whether it’d bounce..... Oh my goodness.”
”What a Wild Card weekend.”