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Randimaxis

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  1. I would tell people I'm an original TRON fan... but I'd be afraid they wouldn't have a Clu.

    1. MLS_Brony

      MLS_Brony

      I still remember Atari...

       

  2. Oh, the weather outside is frightful - and the ponies are so delightful - and since we've no place to go - PONY SHOW! PONY SHOW! PONY SHOW!

  3. Eating crow - nevermore.

  4. If Life breaks your shovel... and your spade is rusted & bent... dig your world with a spoon; as long as you keep digging, you'll NEVER find an end to the treasures.

  5. Tweak your reality; it may surprise you what you see when you look through a different lens.

    1. MLS_Brony

      MLS_Brony

      Everything I see is through my rose-tinted glasses man. Groovy!

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Rose tint my world & keep me safe from my trouble 'n' pain.

  6. When life gives you lemons... squeeze them into life's morning coffee.

  7. Edible underwear will come into vogue when humans figure out how to flavor their own sweat.

  8. I SWEAR, officer... the midget was on fire when I got here.

  9. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

  10. Every word begins with a single letter... every mountain begins with a single rock... every heart begins with a single beat...

    1. The Mint Pone

      The Mint Pone

      Every meal begins with a single bite.

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Every song begins with a single note...

  11. It's not the fall that I hate... it's that sudden stop at the end.

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    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Well, that would imply that there's not so much of a SUDDEN stop, right? *chuckle*

    3. MLS_Brony

      MLS_Brony

      Hit face first on a trampoline from a good height and it'll feel pretty sudden :)

    4. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      *laughter* With THAT sensation, you'll WANT to stop!

  12. ... then again, so do cows that survive earthquakes.

  13. Ice cream & milk together make MILKSHAKES... that is all.

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